Seriously?! Robot Toys. Again. Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Your Kid's Toy is a Spy Right, listen up, you oblivious parents. Apparently, some "smart" robot toys – specifically those from Vivid Toys (specifically the Chipoi and...

CastleRAT: Oh Joy, Another Piece of Shit Seriously? CastleRAT. *Another* One. Right, so some chuckleheads at TAG-150 – probably a bunch of script kiddies with too much time on their hands – have whipped up a remote access...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? *Another* Cyberattack? Right, listen up, you lot. Germany's finally gotten around to charging some clown – a 20-year-old, naturally – for the Rosneft cyberattack back in January of last year....

Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Day, Another Scam. Thanks, Elon. Right, so listen up, you absolute morons. Apparently, the scammers – yeah, those guys – have figured out how to use Grok, that half-baked AI chatbot on X...

Seriously?! Another One? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake... Sitecore is Broken. Again. Right, listen up you lot. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency – have issued an emergency directive...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? CastleRAT. You’ve GOT to be kidding me. Right, so some godforsaken MaaS (Malware-as-a-Service) outfit calling themselves TAG-150 – because originality is *clearly* dead – have cooked up a new...

Agentic AI? You're Asking For Trouble. Seriously, Stop Messing With Agentic AI Without Reading This. Right, so some people – and I use that term *loosely* – are letting Artificial Intelligence run around unsupervised, calling...

SAP S/4HANA: You're Screwed (Probably) Seriously? *Another* SAP Hole? Oh joy. Another critical vulnerability in SAP S/4HANA, because apparently security isn’t a priority over there. This one – CVE-2023-7156 – lets attackers...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some researchers found a whole heap of vulnerabilities in several networking products –...

IoT Security: A Five-Year Retrospective (Ugh) So, You Want to Know About IoT Security, Do Ya? Fine. Listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, five years ago everyone thought slapping a password on everything and...