SAP S/4HANA? More Like SAP *Screw* You HANA Oh, Joy. Another Fucking Vulnerability. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some critical vulnerability – CVE-2023-7255 – in SAP S/4HANA is now being actively exploited. Yeah,...

Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? Still Talking About This Crap? Right, so apparently some companies are still running Identity and Access Governance (IGA) systems that are older than my last system reboot – which was,...

Microsoft's "Generosity" - Ugh. Seriously? Microsoft Gives Students Free Stuff. Oh, joy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and blatant attempt to lock people into their ecosystem before they even *know* better), is giving US...

Argo CD is a Fucking Mess Seriously? Argo CD. *Again*. Oh, joy. Another security disaster in the cloud native world. Apparently, some dipshits over at BleepingComputer discovered a max-severity flaw in Argo CD – you know, that...

Wealthsimple Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Wealthsimple Got Hacked. Again. Oh, joy. Another financial firm proving they can't keep your damn data safe. Wealthsimple, the robo-advisor thingy, admitted to a breach affecting roughly...

Ugh, Removing Bloatware - Fine. Seriously? Still This Shit? Okay, look. Microsoft shoves a ton of crapware onto Windows 11 that nobody asked for. This article details how to *finally* get rid of it using Group Policy or Intune...

Google Gets Slapped (Again) Seriously? Google. *Still* at it. Right, so the EU just whacked Google with a €35 million fine – yeah, thirty-five million. Pathetic really, considering how much money those assholes rake in....

Microsoft's Latest "Brilliant" Idea Seriously? MFA for *Everyone* in Azure. Oh, joy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: after countless breaches and hand-holding from security folks), has finally decided to enforce...