Google Gets Slapped (Again) Seriously? Google, *Still* Messing With Cookies? Oh, joy. Another day, another colossal fuck-up by Google resulting in a massive fine. This time the French data protection authority (CNIL) is sticking...

Ugh, Another "Security" Article Seriously? You Need *Instructions* For This?! Right, so some people apparently need a goddamn instruction manual to not leave the keys to their kingdom lying around. This article – and I use that...

Ugh, Another Fucking Security Mess Seriously? X's Grok is a Disaster. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, the geniuses over at X (formerly Twitter, because Elon *had* to ruin everything) have created an AI chatbot called...

Ugh, Another Cloud Security Headache Seriously? This Again. Right, so apparently the US government is whining about "gray zone hosting" companies – basically, places that rent out servers to… well, anyone. And by “anyone”...

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Crap Oh joy. It's Thursday, which means another ISC Stormcast summary because apparently *someone* has to tell you what’s going wrong with the internet. Fine. Here's the gist, and try...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Threat Hunting: Because Apparently Prevention Isn’t Enough Right, so some "experts" are flapping their gums about how threat hunting is now *essential*. Essential! Like your firewall isn't...

Salesloft & Drift? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Supply Chain Mess. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Salesloft and Drift – two companies that apparently think security is optional – got hit with...

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? GhostRedirector. *GhostRedirector*. Okay, listen up, you lot. Some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability in – get this – 65 different Windows servers. Sixty-five! You'd think someone would have...

Talos Intelligence Report - Ugh, Another One Seriously? More Phishing. *Again*. Right, so Talos – those guys who get paid to look at the crap I could do in my sleep – noticed some goddamn phishing campaigns ramping up....

APT28 is at it Again, You Idiots Seriously? *Another* Phishing Campaign. Oh joy. Like we don't have enough problems, the Russian APT28 group – yeah, those assholes – are now slinging a new Outlook backdoor called "NotDoor" at...