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SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, apparently some researchers found a bunch of vulnerabilities in several networking products – specifically, Ivanti Connect...
They know where you are: Cybersecurity and the shadow world of geolocation
Geolocation: You're Screwed They Know. Seriously, *They* Know. Right, listen up, you lot. This article – and frankly, it shouldn’t even need an article – explains how utterly fucked you are when it comes to location...
Disney to pay $10M to settle claims it collected kids’ data on YouTube
Disney's Fucking Mess Seriously? Disney. Again. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Disney’s paying a goddamn $10 million settlement because they were hoovering up data on kids watching YouTube videos. Apparently, tracking...
Google fixes actively exploited Android flaws in September update
Google's September Android "Fixes" - Ugh. Seriously? *Another* Month, *Another* Pile of Android Shite. Right, listen up you lot. Google’s shoved out another security update for Android – the September bulletin. Because...
What is sustainable marketing?
Sustainable Marketing? Ugh. Sustainable Marketing: A Waste of Time (Probably) Right, so some marketing 'experts' decided they needed to feel better about themselves and invented "sustainable marketing." Basically, it’s the idea...
SaaS giant Workiva discloses data breach after Salesforce attack
Workiva Got Pwned - Seriously? Another Fucking Data Breach. You're Welcome. Right, listen up. Workiva, a big SaaS company that handles financial reporting – because apparently *everything* needs to be in the cloud now – just...
Police disrupts Streameast, largest pirated sports streaming network
StreamEast? Good Riddance. Seriously, StreamEast is DOWN. Finally. Oh joy. Apparently, the biggest goddamn pirate sports streaming site, StreamEast, got taken down by… *checks notes* …the POLICE. Like anyone actually thought...
US sues robot toy maker for exposing children’s data to Chinese devs
Seriously?! Another One... U.S. Sues Toy Maker – Because Apparently, Common Sense is Dead Oh, for the love of all that is holy… The FTC is suing a company called Miko Interactive over their "Miko" robots. These little...
Hackers use new HexStrike-AI tool to rapidly exploit n-day flaws
HexStrike: Another Fucking Headache HexStrike: Seriously? More Bullshit. Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough problems, now some script kiddies – and probably nation-state actors, let’s be real – are using an AI tool called...
US offers $10 million bounty for info on Russian FSB hackers
U.S. Bounty Program - Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Fucking Reward Program. Right, so the U.S. State Department is waving ten million goddamn dollars around like it's confetti, hoping someone will snitch on six Russian FSB hackers....