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Behind the scenes and front-row access: Volunteer at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 while you still can

Disrupt 2025: A Waste of Your Time (According to Me) Seriously? Another TechCrunch Disrupt Thing... Oh, joy. Apparently, some people *want* to spend their precious free time running around like headless chickens for a bunch of...

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Hacker suspected of trying to cheat his way into university is arrested in Spain

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? This Again?! Right, listen up, you waste of perfectly good bandwidth. Some absolute moron in Spain – a supposed “hacker” – got pinched for trying to break into the University of Barcelona’s...

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ScarCruft Uses RokRAT Malware in Operation HanKook Phantom Targeting South Korean Academics

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? More Bullshit. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Some North Korean-linked clowns – ScarCruft, apparently they need a better name, honestly – are still at it. They’re...

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When Browsers Become the Attack Surface: Rethinking Security for Scattered Spider

Browsers Are Screwed (and So Are You) Browsers Are Screwed (and So Are You) Right, listen up. Apparently, some "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – have figured out something shockingly obvious: browsers are now a...

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⚡ Weekly Recap: WhatsApp 0-Day, Docker Bug, Salesforce Breach, Fake CAPTCHAs, Spyware App & More

Ugh, Another Week of Security Sh*tshow Seriously? This Again. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, the world is STILL a dumpster fire of security fails. This week’s highlights – and I use that...

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Android Droppers Now Deliver SMS Stealers and Spyware, Not Just Banking Trojans

Ugh. Android Security - Seriously? Another Fucking Day, Another Android Mess Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, it wasn't enough that your precious Android phones were riddled with banking trojans delivered by "droppers" –...

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Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some bozos are still finding holes in stuff. This week's delightful serving of security theater involves a...

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The Ongoing Fallout from a Breach at AI Chatbot Maker Salesloft

Salesloft? More Like Failsoft. Seriously, Another One?! Salesloft Got Pwned. Oh joy. Just what we needed: another goddamn data breach. This time it’s Salesloft, the company that lets sales people automate annoying outreach....

Amazon disrupts Russian APT29 hackers targeting Microsoft 365

Seriously? Amazon Had to *Save* Microsoft Again?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, those chuckleheads at Microsoft couldn't secure their own damn 365 platform, so Amazon had to swoop in and clean up the mess....

Zscaler data breach exposes customer info after Salesloft Drift compromise

Zscaler Got Pwned. Again. Seriously? Zscaler, Data Breach... *Again* Oh joy. Another security clusterfuck. Apparently, Zscaler – you know, the "cloud security" company that's supposed to be keeping everyone safe – got their...