Ugh, Another One Seriously? *This* is news? Right, so some chucklehead figured out a way to launch shellcode by abusing the way Windows handles process creation and environment variables. Basically, they're manipulating how a...

Seriously? They *Finally* Did Something Oh, Joy. African Cops Catch Some Scumbags. Right, so apparently some law enforcement agencies in Africa – and I use that term loosely considering how long this took – actually managed...

Ugh. Another Hack. Seriously? More of This Shit. Right, so some clowns calling themselves "Blind Eagle" are poking around in Colombia's networks. Five different groups within this mess, apparently. What a shocker. They’re using...

Seriously?! Another Fucking Breach Salesloft Got Pwned. Again. Oh, joy. More incompetence. Apparently, Salesloft – those marketing automation clowns – had a massive OAuth screw-up thanks to some bullshit integration with...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your AI "Safety" Report. Seriously? You Need *Rules* For This Shit? Right, so some people apparently need a goddamn instruction manual for not screwing up with AI. Apparently, letting machines do things without...

Ugh, Another Fucking AI Problem Seriously? PromptLock. Just What We Needed. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people with too much time and processing power) have cooked up a new ransomware scheme called PromptLock. It's...

Seriously? Another Fucking APT Group... Oh, joy. As if we don't have enough problems, some lazy-ass group calling themselves "ShadowSilk" is poking around in the networks of 36 organizations – mostly governments, because *of...

Ugh, Another AI Thing Seriously? More Bullshit. Right, so Anthropic – yeah, the ones trying to be 'ethical' with their AI, whatever that means – have demonstrated how easily their Claude model can automate freaking...

Ugh, Another Cloud Screw-Up Seriously? *Another* One. Storm-0501 and Their Pathetic "Ransomware" Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Some group calling themselves Storm-0501 – original name, geniuses – is...

Cephalus Ransomware - Ugh, Another One Cephalus Ransomware? Seriously?! Right, listen up. Because apparently some people *still* need to be told this shit. There's a new ransomware gang in town called Cephalus. Shocking....