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1M Farmers Insurance Customers’ Data Compromised

Farmers Insurance? Seriously?! Oh, joy. Another fucking data breach. Apparently, some clowns managed to snag info on a *million* Farmers Insurance customers. Not the biggest haul ever, but enough to cause headaches and probably a...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Malware Bullshit Right, listen up. Apparently, some chuckleheads are still falling for this crap. The SANS ISC diary is currently whining about a new wave of...

Nissan confirms design studio data breach claimed by Qilin ransomware

Nissan Got Pwned, Surprise! Seriously? Nissan. *Nissan*. Oh joy, another ransomware attack. This time it's Nissan’s design studio that got their digital pants taken down by the Qilin gang. Apparently, some data – internal...

Beyond GDPR security training: Turning regulation into opportunity

Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? GDPR Training is...Good? Right, so apparently some companies are realizing that just pretending to care about data privacy isn't enough anymore. Shocking, I know. This article whines on...

CISA warns of actively exploited Git code execution flaw

Git's a Mess, Obviously Seriously? *Another* Vulnerability?! Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them in crayon. The CISA – yes, those clowns – are flapping their gums about a code...

Nevada closes state offices as cyberattack disrupts IT systems

Nevada's IT Meltdown - Courtesy of Incompetence Seriously? Nevada Got Pwned. Again. Oh, joy. Another state government falling over because they apparently think "security" is a suggestion box and not an actual *requirement*....

Salesloft breached to steal OAuth tokens for Salesforce data-theft attacks

Salesloft? More Like Sales*Lost* Your Data Seriously, Another One?! Salesloft Got Pwned. Oh joy. Salesloft, a sales engagement platform – because apparently salespeople need *more* ways to bother people – got breached. And...

Perplexity Comet: A rising AI browser star

Perplexity Comet: Ugh, Another One Perplexity Comet: Seriously? More AI Crap. Right, so some people are getting their knickers in a twist over Perplexity's new browser, "Comet". Apparently it’s an AI-powered thing that tries to...

Silk Typhoon hackers hijack network captive portals in diplomat attacks

Silk Typhoon: Another Fucking Headache Silk Typhoon: Seriously? More of This Shit. Oh, joy. Another bunch of goddamn hackers – these clowns calling themselves "Silk Typhoon" – are being dicks. Apparently, they're not even...

Citrix fixes critical NetScaler RCE flaw exploited in zero-day attacks

Citrix? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Citrix Clusterfuck. Right, listen up, you lot. Because apparently some of you still use Citrix Netscaler appliances – and yes, I'm judging you hard. They’ve got a critical Remote...