Password Managers? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Password Manager Weekly Dump Right, listen up. Apparently, a bunch of security researchers had *nothing* better to do this week than poke holes in password managers....

Cloud Security? Ugh. Seriously, People Still Need to Be Told This About Cloud Security? Right, so apparently some folks are *shocked* that moving everything to the cloud hasn't magically solved all their security problems....

Ugh. Another Phishing Thing. Seriously? More of *This* Shit? Right, so some clowns are sending out a really irritatingly well-crafted phishing campaign. Not your grandma's "Nigerian Prince needs help" crap, oh no. This is...

Ugh, Another Phishing Thing Seriously? *Another* Phishing Scam. Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns are sending out phishing emails pretending to be voicemail notifications. Groundbreaking stuff, I know. But here's the kicker:...

Seriously? Docker *Again*? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Another Docker Screw-Up Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, the geniuses over at Docker managed to leave a gaping hole in their container security – CVE-2025-9074. A...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: UNC6384 is at it Again Right, listen up. Some chuckleheads calling themselves UNC6384 are using captive portals – you know, those "connect to Wi-Fi" things at hotels and...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? ClickFix. Fucking *ClickFix*. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Some absolute geniuses (read: script kiddies with a slightly better understanding of LLMs than your average...

Seriously?! FTC Meddling Again FTC Chair Tells Tech Giants to Hold the Line on Encryption – Like They Had a Choice, Anyway Oh joy. Another goddamn government official poking their nose where it doesn't belong. Apparently, FTC...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them. The SANS ISC diary is, as usual, a depressing litany of "Oh...

Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Cyberattack. Right, so some script kiddies – or maybe state-sponsored actors, who the *fuck* knows anymore? – managed to take down communications on an Iranian ship, the Sabiti. Apparently they...