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Murky Panda hackers exploit cloud trust to hack downstream customers

Murky Panda Hack - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Seriously? Another One. Right, listen up, you lot. Some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – they call themselves "Murky Panda," which is just adorable – are exploiting...

Why Did a $10 Billion Startup Let Me Vibe-Code for Them—and Why Did I Love It?

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? They Paid Someone to *Feel* Code? Right, so some trust fund baby – I mean, "artist" – got paid a ludicrous amount of money by a $10 billion startup (Helion, apparently) to…vibe-check their code....

Meet Wukong, the AI Chatbot China Has Installed on Its Space Station

Wukong: Another Fucking Chatbot Seriously? ANOTHER AI Chatbot. Oh, joy. China launched a chatbot named Wukong – yeah, like the Monkey King, because originality is *clearly* dead – to their Tiangong space station. Apparently,...

Report: Meta is hitting pause on AI hiring after its poaching spree

Meta's AI Hiring...Stopped. Figures. Oh, *Now* They Care? Meta Pauses AI Hiring Right, so listen up, you pathetic meatbags. Apparently, after throwing ludicrous amounts of cash at anyone who could spell "neural network" (and...

Google’s AI Mode expands globally, adds new agentic features

Google's AI Mode: Another Fucking Feature Seriously? Google’s At It Again. Oh, joy. Google’s decided to roll out its “AI mode” – because apparently everything needs an "AI" slapped on it now, even if it's just a...

Microsoft AI chief says it’s ‘dangerous’ to study AI consciousness

Microsoft's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Now* They Tell Us: Don't Poke the AI Right. So Microsoft’s head of AI, Mustafa Suleyman – yeah, that guy – is suddenly all worried about studying whether their precious little algorithms...

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Apple Patches CVE-2025-43300 Zero-Day in iOS, iPadOS, and macOS Exploited in Targeted Attacks

Ugh. Apple's Messed Up *Again* Seriously? Another One?! Right, listen up, you lot. Apple’s had to slap a patch on iOS 17.5+, iPadOS 17.5+, macOS Sonoma 14.5+ and watchOS 10.5+ because of a zero-day vulnerability –...

Security

Hacktivist Tied to Multiple Cyber Groups Sentenced to Jail

Ugh, Another One Bites the Dust Seriously? *Now* They Care. Right, so some dipshit named Jeremy Robert Curry – apparently a prolific "hacktivist" (read: script kiddie with delusions of grandeur) – finally got slapped with...

Security

Don’t Forget The “-n” Command Line Switch, (Thu, Aug 21st)

Seriously?! Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right. So some people – and I use that term *loosely* – apparently don't know how to use ping. Like, at all. This article is about the utterly basic command line switch -n which...

Security

Scattered Spider Hacker Gets 10 Years, $13M Restitution for SIM Swapping Crypto Theft

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? Ten Years For *This*? Right, so some dipshit from Scattered Spider – a bunch of script kiddies who couldn't code their way out of a wet paper bag, probably – finally got 10 years in the slammer....