TikTok Shop: A Disaster, Summarized (Because I Have Better Things To Do) Oh, *Great*. TikTok's Selling Stuff Now. And It’s a Fucking Mess. Right, so listen up, you fleshy meatbags. Apparently, TikTok isn't content with just...

SRE-AI: Another Fucking Tool You Don't Need Oh, Great. *Another* "AI" Solution. Right, so some company called SRE-AI – because apparently everything needs AI slapped on it now – thinks they’ve solved enterprise workflow...

FieldAI: Another Robot Brain, Great. Seriously? More Robots. Oh joy. FieldAI just snagged $40.5 million – FORTY POINT FIVE MILLION DOLLARS – to build what they’re calling a “universal robot brain.” Apparently, the world...

Grok's Data Dump - Ugh. Seriously? Google is Now Rummaging Through Your Grok Chats. Oh, joy. As if we didn’t have enough reasons to distrust large language models, Google decided it was a *brilliant* idea to make thousands of...

Dex: Another Fucking Gadget For Kids Seriously? Dex. Oh, joy. Another tech "solution" to a problem that didn't *need* solving. Apparently, some people think their kids aren’t learning languages fast enough, so now we have Dex...

Pixel 10 AI Crap - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. More AI Bullshit in Your Pocket. Right, so Google's new Pixel 10 phones. Apparently, they’ve decided to cram even *more* artificial intelligence into these things...

Google's Latest Garbage - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. More Google Shit. Right, so apparently Google thinks we’re all *desperate* for slightly-less-awful versions of the things they already make. The Pixel 10 series...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More Surveillance Shite. Right, so some Harvard dropouts – *Harvard dropouts*, naturally, because who needs a degree when you have delusions of grandeur and venture capital? – are launching...

Google's Pixel Buds: More Gemini Crap Seriously? MORE AI in My Ears?! Oh, joy. Google’s decided your earbuds weren’t annoying enough already and are shoving even more Gemini “features” down your throat with the new Pixel...

Google Photos Now Listens to Your Whining Oh, Great. Google Photos Will Now Judge Your Photography Skills (and "Help") Right, so apparently people are too fucking lazy to use a slider or tap a button. Google, in their infinite...