Proxmox VE 9.0
Proxmox VE 9.0 - Ugh, Fine. Proxmox VE 9.0: A Summary (Because I Have To) Right, so Proxmox 9.0 is out. Apparently people *care*. It's Debian 12 "Bookworm" under the hood, which means… more stuff to break, probably. They’ve...
“Rapper Bot” malware seized, alleged developer identified and charged
Rapper Bot: Another Fucking Idiot Seriously? *Another* One? Rapper Bot Malware, Ugh. Right, listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Some absolute moron – identified as a 21-year-old from Florida named Jeremy Drake –...
Apple fixes new zero-day flaw exploited in targeted attacks
Apple's Mess - A Summary (Because They Can't Get It Right) Seriously? *Another* Apple Zero-Day? Oh, joy. Apple’s released emergency updates for basically everything – iPhones, iPads, Macs, even the goddamn Apple Watches. Why?...
Eight Sleep raises $100M to expand its AI-powered sleep tech
Eight Sleep: Another Fucking Gadget For People Who Can't Just...Sleep? Eight Sleep Wants To AI Your Slumber (Seriously?) Oh, joy. As if we didn’t have enough crap trying to “optimize” our lives, Eight Sleep just snagged...
AI crawler Firecrawl raises $14.5M, is still looking to hire agents as employees
Firecrawl: Another VC Dump of Cash Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so some outfit called Firecrawl just got 14.5 *million* dollars thrown at it because they built an AI crawler. An AI crawler. Like we don't have enough bots...
The AI-Powered PDF Marks the End of an Era
Adobe's AI PDF Crap - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. Adobe's "Revolutionizing" PDFs Again. Right, so Adobe’s decided that PDFs – you know, the *perfectly functional* format everyone uses? – weren’t annoying...
OpenAI Is Poised to Become the Most Valuable Startup Ever. Should It Be?
OpenAI's Ridiculous Valuation - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. OpenAI is Worth Half a Trillion Dollars. Seriously? Right, so apparently some people – and by "people" I mean investors with more money than sense –...
Your next customer is on the TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 expo floor — will they find you or your competitor?
TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: A Waste of Time, Summarized Oh, *Great*. Another Startup Circus. Right, so apparently a bunch of hopefuls and venture capitalists are gathering at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025. This article basically boils...
Meta rolls out AI-powered translations to creators globally, starting with English and Spanish
Meta's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About Global Users? Right. So Meta – yes, that Meta, the ones who spent years ignoring anyone not speaking English and shoving ads down everyone’s throats – has decided to roll out...
Meta is shaking up its AI org, again
Meta's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Great*. Meta's Doing It Again. Right, so Zuck’s decided his AI division is… not working well enough. Shocking, I tell you. Absolutely shocking. They're...