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Running OpenAI gpt-oss-20b and gpt‑oss-120b in AWS on your own EC2 instance

Oh, *Now* You Want to Run LLMs? Seriously? Running OpenAI Models Yourself. Fine. Right, so some people apparently decided the cloud providers weren't bleeding enough money and thought "Hey, let's run these massive language models...

UK sentences “serial hacker” of 3,000 sites to 20 months in prison

Ugh, Another One Seriously? 20 Months For This Moron? Right, listen up. Some absolute waste of oxygen – a Daniel Vicknock, apparently – just got 20 months in the UK for defacing *three thousand* websites. Three. Thousand. He...

ERMAC Android malware source code leak exposes banking trojan infrastructure

Ermac Android Malware - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Android Trojan. Right, so some idiot leaked the source code for Ermac, a banking trojan targeting Android phones. Fantastic. Just what we needed. Apparently, this thing's...

Duolingo CEO says controversial AI memo was misunderstood

Duolingo's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't Read) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Duolingo and Their AI "Vision" Right, so Luis von Ahn, the guy running Duolingo, had a memo leak. In it? He basically wants...

GPT-5 is supposed to be nicer now

GPT-5: Still a bloody AI, just less likely to tell you to shove it. Oh, Joy. GPT-5 is "Nicer" Now. Right, so OpenAI's finally managed to duct-tape some politeness modules onto their latest monstrosity, GPT-5. Apparently, users...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Malware Bullshit Right, listen up. Apparently, some chuckleheads are still falling for this crap. The SANS ISC diary is currently whining about a new wave of...

Anthropic: Claude can now end conversations to prevent harmful uses

Claude's Now a Coward Anthropic's Claude: Officially A Snitch Oh, joy. Another AI deciding it knows better than everyone else. Apparently, Anthropic’s Claude – that bleeding-edge chatbot people are fawning over – now has...

U.S. seizes $2.8 million in crypto from Zeppelin ransomware operator

Ugh, Another Ransomware Bust Seriously? More Crypto Crap. Right, so the Feds finally managed to snag $28 million in crypto from some clowns running the Zeppelin ransomware operation. Took them long enough, honestly. Apparently,...

Google is adding “Projects” feature to Gemini to run research tasks

Gemini's Latest Bullshit Google Thinks You're Too Stupid To Do Your Own Research, Apparently. Oh joy. Google’s decided you lot are incapable of handling a simple research project without holding your hand every single step of...

Anthropic says some Claude models can now end ‘harmful or abusive’ conversations

Anthropic's Latest "Achievement" Oh, Joy. Another AI Thinks It Can Be a Moral Compass Right, so Anthropic – those bleeding-heart types over there – are patting themselves on the back because their Claude models can *now*...