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ChatGPT’s mobile app has generated $2B to date, earns $2.91 per install

ChatGPT's Mobile Cash Grab - Ugh. Seriously? Two BILLION Dollars From *An App*?! Oh, joy. OpenAI’s ChatGPT mobile app has apparently sucked up two freaking billion dollars since its launch. TWO BILLION. And you know what the...

Sam Altman Says ChatGPT Is on Track to Out-Talk Humanity

Altman's Bullshit, Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. Another Tech Bro Predicting the Apocalypse Right, so Sam Altman – you know, *that* guy from OpenAI – is flapping his gums again. Apparently, ChatGPT is on track to be...

Developers Say GPT-5 Is a Mixed Bag

GPT-5: A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Great*. Another AI Article. Right, so OpenAI’s showing off GPT-5, and surprise fucking surprise, it can kinda code. Not like a real programmer, mind you – don't go...

Decoding Palantir, the Most Mysterious Company in Silicon Valley

Palantir: A Summary You Didn't Ask For Oh, Great. Palantir. Right, so some podcast – "Uncanny Valley," apparently – dug into the steaming pile that is Palantir Technologies. Basically, it’s a data-mining company founded by...

Sen. Hawley to probe Meta after report finds its AI chatbots flirt with kids

Hawley's Latest Clusterfuck: Meta AI Chatbots & Kids Seriously? *This* is what we’re doing now? Oh, joy. Another goddamn politician sticking their nose where it doesn’t belong. Senator Hawley – yes, that Hawley – is...

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Cisco Warns of CVSS 10.0 FMC RADIUS Flaw Allowing Remote Code Execution

Ugh, Cisco's Mess Again Seriously? Another Cisco Fuck-Up Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need things spelled out for them. Cisco’s Firepower Management Center (FMC) has a gaping hole in its RADIUS...

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UAT-7237 targets Taiwanese web hosting infrastructure

UAT-7237: Another Fucking Headache UAT-7237: Seriously? More of *this* shit. Right, listen up. Some lowlife group calling themselves UAT-7237 – because apparently original names are too hard – is going after Taiwanese web...

Security

Zero Trust + AI: Privacy in the Age of Agentic AI

Ugh, Another "Important" Article Seriously? Zero Trust and AI... Like We Didn't See This Coming. Right, so some 'experts' have noticed that letting AI agents loose on your network without a *shred* of control is a spectacularly...

Security

U.S. Sanctions Garantex and Grinex Over $100M in Ransomware-Linked Illicit Crypto Transactions

Seriously? Oh, *Now* They Care? Right. So the US Treasury is just now slapping sanctions on Garantex and Grinex – two crypto exchanges – because they apparently facilitated over $100 million in ransomware payments. $100...

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Water Systems Under Attack: Norway, Poland Blame Russia Actors

Seriously? Water Treatment Plants...Again? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake. More Water Plants. Right, so apparently some script kiddies – and Norway & Poland are pointing fingers directly at Russia (surprise, surprise) – have...