GitLost: Yet Another Bloody Way AI Agents Can Spill Your Private GitHub Secrets Right, here’s the short version, because apparently the universe still isn’t done inventing new ways to let sensitive data piss off into the...

Windows 11 Build 26220.8764: Microsoft Finally Tries to Stop Rebooting the Damn Machine Every Five Minutes Right, so Microsoft has shoved out Windows 11 build 26220.8764, and the big supposedly exciting bit is that it aims to...

Spain Nabs Alleged Pro-Russian Hacktivist, and Honestly, What the Hell Did He Think Would Happen? So, Spain’s National Police went and arrested a suspected member of a bunch of pro-Russian hacktivist groups, because apparently...

MaxPowerSoft AD Reports: Yet Another Bloody Tool for Herding Active Directory and Entra ID Chaos Right, so this article is about MaxPowerSoft AD Reports, which is a reporting tool for Active Directory and Microsoft Entra ID....

Tenda Shoved a Hidden Backdoor in Its Router Firmware, Because Apparently Security Is for Other People Right, here’s the shitshow. Security researchers found a hidden backdoor in Tenda router firmware that can hand out admin...

OfficeCLI: Because Apparently Clicking Buttons Like a Damn Chimp Was Too Much Trouble So here’s the deal: the article is about OfficeCLI, an open-source command-line tool that lets you automate Microsoft Office documents...

Claude Cowork Crawls Onto Mobile and Web, Because Apparently Your AI Needed More Places to Lurk So here’s the deal, you magnificent herd of ticket-generating chaos goblins: Anthropic has shoved its Claude Cowork feature onto...

IBM Shoves Mainframes into a Rack and Pretends It’s Bloody Revolutionary So IBM has decided to expand its mainframe lineup with rack-mounted versions of the z17 and LinuxONE 5, because apparently the best way to sell old-school...

China Wants to Put AI on a Leash, Because Apparently Even the Algorithms Need a Bloody Passport Right, here’s the gist of this mess. China is considering export controls on advanced AI models, because when a technology gets...

Debull: Yet Another Nasty Bit of Phishing Shit Abusing Microsoft Device Code Flow Right, here’s the short version before some executive clicks a shiny login page and sets the whole bloody company on fire. The article explains...