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SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are still shipping shit with holes in it. Specifically, a critical Remote Code...
China Questions Security of AI Chips From Nvidia, AMD
Ugh, Seriously? China's Whining About AI Chip Security – Like *They* Care Oh joy. Apparently, China is suddenly all concerned about the "security" of AI chips from Nvidia and AMD. Yeah, right. They’re questioning whether...
Who is logged in to PowerShell? Alternatives to whoami
Who's Bloody Logged In? A Summary (Because You Can't Figure It Out) Seriously? Still Asking This Question? Right, so some people apparently can’t be bothered to learn basic system admin. The article – and I use that term...
Windows 11 23H2 Home and Pro reach end of support in November
Ugh, Windows 11 Support is Ending (Again) Seriously? Another EOL Already?! Right, listen up. Microsoft's decided that Windows 11 versions 23H2 – both Home and Pro – are officially useless garbage come November 13th, 2024....
275M patient records breached—How to meet HIPAA password manager requirements
Seriously?! Another Breach. You Idiots Let 275 *Million* Patient Records Get Stolen. Seriously. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… another healthcare provider, Shields Healthcare Group, just got absolutely hammered. We're...
Over 3,000 NetScaler devices left unpatched against CitrixBleed 2 bug
Citrix Bleed? More Like Citrix *Deed* – You're Screwed Seriously, People?! Right, listen up. Some morons—and I use that term deliberately—haven’t bothered patching their Citrix Netscaler appliances for a vulnerability...
Curly COMrades cyberspies hit govt orgs with custom malware
Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? More Government Shitstorms. Right, listen up, you lot. Some Chinese-backed assholes – they're calling them "Curly Comrades," because apparently naming things is *more* important than actually...
Android’s pKVM hypervisor earns SESIP Level 5 security certification
Android Security? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Android "Security" Thing Right, so Google's PKVM hypervisor – that’s the thing letting Android run virtual machines, because apparently making a secure OS *properly* is too much...
US govt seizes $1 million in crypto from BlackSuit ransomware gang
Ugh, Another Ransomware Thing Seriously? They Seized a Million Dollars. Big Whoop. Okay, look. The US government – bless their hearts, they're *trying* – managed to snag $1 million in cryptocurrency from the BlackSuit...
Windows 10 KB5063709 update fixes extended security updates enrollment
Ugh, Another Windows Update Seriously? KB5063709 – Microsoft Fixes *Yet Another* Problem They Created Right, listen up. Because apparently, some people were having trouble getting into the Extended Security Updates (ESU)...