Windows 11 Updates? Oh Joy. Seriously, More Windows Updates?! Right, listen up. Microsoft shoved out *another* pair of cumulative updates for Windows 11 – KB5063878 and KB5063875. Because clearly, what we all needed was more...

Microsoft's August Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Microsoft's August Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Oh joy. Microsoft decided to grace us with their monthly "security update" – and by...

Seriously?! Docker Hub is STILL a Mess Docker Hub: You've Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me Right, so listen up. Apparently, the clowns over at Docker Hub still have dozens of Linux images infected with that godforsaken XZ backdoor...

ChatGPT's New Bullshit Plan Oh, *Now* They Want Your Money. Right, so OpenAI finally figured out they need to actually make some goddamn money off ChatGPT. Shocking, I know. They’ve launched a “Team” plan for $25/month –...

ChatGPT Now Snoops Through Your Email, Because Of Course It Does Oh, Joy. ChatGPT Wants Your Gmail Data. Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who apparently haven't learned enough from all the other privacy disasters – have now...

Allianz Life Got Pwned - Again Seriously? Allianz Life. *Again*. Oh, joy. Another data breach. This time it's Allianz Life Insurance getting their asses handed to them because they apparently think Salesforce is Fort Knox. Some...

Claude's Pathetic Attempt at Relevance Oh, *Now* They Care About Context Windows? Right. So Anthropic, the folks behind Claude (who were lagging badly), finally decided to give their API a context window bigger than a gnat's ass....