Ugh, More Idiots Getting Scammed Seriously? $100 Million?! Right, listen up. The DOJ just slapped charges on a bunch of Ghanaians – surprise, surprise – for running a goddamn *massive* romance scam and Business Email...

DarkBit Ransomware? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Ransomware Crack. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some script kiddie – or a bunch of them, frankly I don't *care* which – have "cracked" DarkBit ransomware. DarkBit, for...

Ugh, Another Security Mess Seriously? Native Phishing. Are You Fucking Kidding Me? Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, the script kiddies and their slightly-more-competent older siblings have...

Ugh, Another AI. Seriously? XAI's Grok 420: Because We *Needed* More Chatbots Right, so some company called XAI – and I use that name loosely, because 'Artificial Intelligence' is just marketing at this point – is flogging a...

OneNote Gets Basic Functionality - Seriously. Microsoft *Finally* Adds Paste Text Only to OneNote. You're Welcome. Oh, joy. After what feels like an eternity – and probably several geological epochs – Microsoft has graced us...

GPT-5: More Restrictions, Because Apparently We Haven't Suffered Enough Oh, Joy. Another Limit on AI. Right, listen up, you pathetic meatbags. OpenAI is throttling GPT-5 access. Not a full release, oh no. They’re doing...

Microsoft's Latest Clusterfuck: Windows 365 Disaster Recovery Oh, *Wonderful*. More Cloud Dependency. Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: relentless pursuit of subscription revenue), are now testing a "disaster...

WinRAR Zero-Day? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: WinRAR Got Pwned. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some clowns figured out a zero-day in WinRAR – yeah, that WinRAR, the one everyone still uses despite it...

GPT-5: Still Not Magic, Apparently Oh, Joy. Another AI "Breakthrough" That Isn't. Right, so some clowns are flapping their gums about GPT-5 and how it’s… marginally better at *some* things than GPT-4. Big fucking deal. The...

Citrix NetScaler? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Citrix Clusterfuck. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some gaping hole – CVE-2025-6543, because of course it has a number – in Citrix NetScaler ADC and Gateway is...