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PBS confirms data breach after employee info leaked on Discord servers

PBS? More Like Pathetic Breach Security. Seriously, PBS Got Hacked. Again. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Public Broadcasting Service – yeah, that PBS – just confirmed a data breach. Apparently, some employee info...

A Hiker Was Missing for Nearly a Year—Until an AI System Recognized His Helmet

Ugh, Another Rescue. Fine. Seriously? AI Found a Hiker Because People Are Incompetent. Right, so some idiot wandered off a trail in California – shocker, I know. Instead of, you know, *paying attention* or bringing a decent...

OpenMind wants to be the Android operating system of humanoid robots

Ugh, Another Robot OS Seriously? *Another* Robot Operating System?! Right, so some company called OpenMind – because apparently every tech startup needs a vaguely philosophical name these days – thinks they're going to be the...

Grok Imagine, xAI’s new AI image and video generator, lets you make NSFW content

Grok Imagine: Because Apparently, the Internet Wasn't Depraved Enough Oh, *Wonderful*. Another One. Right, so XAI (whoever the fuck they are) have unleashed "Grok Imagine," an AI image and video generator. And what’s its...

OpenAI says ChatGPT is on track to reach 700M weekly users

ChatGPT's User Numbers – Ugh. Seriously? More People Using ChatGPT. Fantastic. Right, so OpenAI is patting themselves on the back because ChatGPT is apparently going to hit 700 million weekly users by… sometime soon. Like...

Perplexity accused of scraping websites that explicitly blocked AI scraping

Perplexity: Still a Dick, Apparently Perplexity is Being a Real Asshole Oh, joy. Another AI company pulling the "move fast and break things" bullshit. This time it's Perplexity, that search thing everyone pretends is...

Google says its AI-based bug hunter found 20 security vulnerabilities

Google's AI Found Some Bugs. Big Fucking Deal. Seriously? Google Brags About Its AI Finding 20 Vulnerabilities Oh, joy. More self-congratulatory bullshit from the Borg. Apparently, Google’s internal AI bug hunter – because...

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ISC Stormcast For Monday, August 4th, 2025 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9554, (Mon, Aug 4th)

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Sh*t Oh joy. It's Monday, and you know what that means: more security crap to deal with. Apparently, the internet is *still* a dumpster fire. This week’s ISC Stormcast – because who...

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PlayPraetor Android Trojan Infects 11,000+ Devices via Fake Google Play Pages and Meta Ads

Ugh. Another Android Mess. Seriously? *Another* Android Trojan? Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns have managed to infect over 11,000 Android devices with a piece of malware called PlayPraetor. It's not even clever. They’re...

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The Wild West of Shadow IT

Shadow IT: A Summary (Because Apparently You People Can't Handle Real Systems) Oh, *Great*. More Problems. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. This article – and frankly, the entire concept of “Shadow...