Meta Slams the Damn Door on Rival AI Coding Tools Right, here’s the short version before the corporate bullshit clogs the pipes: Meta has started restricting rival AI coding tools from poking around its platforms, and the...

Microsoft Finally Puts SharePoint Online Remote Event Receivers Out of Their Miserable Damn Existence Right, here’s the deal. Microsoft has finally slapped a hard retirement date on SharePoint Online Remote Event Receivers,...

Microsoft Drags Windows Server 2022 Hotpatching Out to 2027, Because Reboots Are Apparently Too Much Fucking Effort So here’s the deal, you poor bastards: Microsoft has extended support for Windows Server 2022 hotpatching until...

WhatsApp Finally Figures Out Maybe Everyone Doesn’t Want Their Bloody Phone Number Hanging Out Right, so WhatsApp has apparently had a rare moment of competence and is rolling out usernames, which means people can finally chat...

NAIC Gets Caught in the ShinyHunters/PeopleSoft Mess, and Surprise: Public Data Walks Out the Damn Door Right, here’s the short version for anyone too busy putting out their own dumpster fires: the National Association of...

Nissan Gets Smacked in the Face by the Oracle Zero-Day Mess Right then, here’s the short version, because apparently massive corporations still can’t keep their bloody hands off vulnerable third-party systems. Nissan has...

US Government Tries to Un-fuck Access to Anthropic’s Fable 5 and Mythos Models So here’s the deal, because apparently someone in government finally located the power button and decided to do some actual work. The article says...

AI Coding Agents, GitHub, and the Same Bloody Trust Problem in a Shiny New Wrapper Right, here’s the ugly gist of it. The article explains that AI coding agents—those magical little productivity goblins people keep shoving...