Zuckerberg's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Now* He Cares About "Thinking Machines"? Right. So Zuck’s decided he needs an AI army. After spending a decade hoovering up every scrap of data imaginable without...

Seriously?! Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Big Tech Wants to Pollute More Water. Right, so listen up, because this is infuriating. Apparently, the data center clowns – Amazon Web Services, Google, Microsoft, all of 'em – whined to...

Spotify's AI Bullshit, Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. More Talking Robots. Right, so Spotify – yeah, the music place, for those of you still clinging to actual audio quality – is hinting at making their AI...

ChatGPT 'Study Mode' - A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Oh, *Great*. Another ChatGPT Thing. Right, so some researchers poked around in OpenAI’s dumpster fire – I mean, their Large Language Model – and found...

Ugh, OpenAI Did Something Again Seriously? *Study Mode* in ChatGPT. Right, so the geniuses over at OpenAI have decided that people are apparently too stupid to use their already-existing chatbot without holding their hand...

Google's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Great*. More Google "Innovation" Right. So, Google’s NotebookLM – that thing nobody asked for – now thinks it's clever enough to summarize videos. Yeah, because what the world REALLY needs is...

Anthropic's Latest Bullshit Seriously? Another Valuation Hike. Oh, joy. Anthropic, the Claude people – you know, the ones trying to build an AI that *won’t* immediately try to kill us all (supposedly) – are apparently...

Luma & Runway: Robotics - Ugh. Seriously? More Bullshit. Right, so these two companies – Luma and Runway, if you *must* know – are now pivoting to… wait for it… robotics. Apparently generating pretty pictures wasn't...

Groq? Seriously? Another Fucking AI Chip Startup, Great. Oh joy. Groq, the company that thinks it can actually compete with NVIDIA – yeah, that NVIDIA – is apparently sniffing around for another $300 million. At a valuation...