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F5 releases BIG-IP patches for stolen security vulnerabilities

F5 Big-IP: Another Fucking Security Clusterfuck Oh, joy. More security holes in F5's Big-IP appliances. Apparently, some vulnerabilities were nicked during a… let’s call it an “incident” (because "massive data breach" is...

Fake LastPass, Bitwarden breach alerts lead to PC hijacks

Seriously?! Another Phishing Scam You People Are *Still* Falling For This Shit? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, some absolute geniuses are getting emails claiming their LastPass or Bitwarden accounts have been...

PowerSchool hacker gets sentenced to four years in prison

Powerschool Hack - Ugh, Seriously? Another Idiot Gets Four Years. Powerschool, FFS. Right, listen up. Some numpty – a 21-year-old named Benjamin Dalton – managed to hack into Powerschool, that godforsaken student information...

Capita to pay £14 million for data breach impacting 6.6 million people

Capita's Fucking Mess Seriously? Capita. Capita. Oh, joy. Another data breach. This time it’s Capita, a UK outsourcing firm that apparently can’t secure a goddamn database to save their lives. They got pwned – big time....

Google to invest $15B in Indian AI infrastructure hub

Google's Latest Folly Oh, *Now* They Care About India? Right. Google’s decided to throw a pathetic $15 billion at India for an AI hub. Fifteen BILLION. After years of… well, let’s just say “less than enthusiastic”...

Aquawise will show off its AI-driven water quality tech at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Aquawise: Seriously? Oh, *Great*. Another Water Thing. Right, so some company called Aquawise – because apparently every vaguely tech-related idea needs "wise" in the name now – is parading their AI-powered water quality...

Save up to $624 on your TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 pass before prices rise in less than 4 days

Disrupt 2025? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Tech Conference. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some people *still* willingly throw money at TechCrunch's Disrupt conference. This article – and I use that term loosely – is...

Less than 4 days left: Visibility, traction, and growth start at your TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 exhibit table

Ugh. TechCrunch Disrupt. Seriously? TechCrunch Disrupt: Another Circle Jerk for VCs Right, so apparently some people *still* think throwing money at startups is a viable strategy. This article – and I use that term loosely –...

Sheryl Sandberg-backed Flint wants to use AI to autonomously build and update websites

Flint: Oh, *Another* One Seriously? Flint Wants AI to Build Websites. Fantastic. Right, so Sheryl Sandberg – yes, that Sheryl Sandberg – is backing a company called Flint. What do they want to do? Automate website building...

Google updates Search and Discover with collapsible ads, AI features, and more

Google's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. More Google "Improvements." Right, so Google’s decided to “reimagine” search and Discover. What this actually means is they’re shoving even MORE ads...