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Scanning Activity on Palo Alto Networks Portals Jump 500% in One Day

Palo Alto Scanning Spree - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Security Clusterfuck. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Apparently, some assholes decided to go on a scanning binge targeting Palo Alto Networks...

Security

CometJacking: One Click Can Turn Perplexity’s Comet AI Browser Into a Data Thief

CometJacking - Seriously? CometJacking: Another Fucking Browser, Another Fucking Vulnerability Oh, joy. Another "AI-powered" browser, Perplexity's Comet, and surprise, surprise – it’s got a gaping security hole. Apparently,...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Security

[Dark Reading Virtual Event] Know Your Enemy: How cybercriminals and nation-state hackers operate

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine, whatever. Apparently, some people need to be told how the bad guys actually work. Like it's not obvious. The gist of this Dark Reading...

Discord discloses data breach after hackers steal support tickets

Discord Got Pwned, Again. Seriously? Oh Joy, Another Data Breach: Discord Support Tickets Leaked Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Discord – yeah, the chat app your teenagers are probably using to plan… whatever it is...

Massive surge in scans targeting Palo Alto Networks login portals

Palo Alto Getting Poked At - Ugh. Seriously? Palo Alto *Again*? Right, listen up. Some script kiddies – and probably some actual nation-state actors, let's be real – are currently having a field day scanning the internet for...

OpenAI prepares $4 ChatGPT Go for several new countries

ChatGPT's Global Conquest of Annoyance - A Summary (Ugh) Oh, Joy. More ChatGPT. Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who’ve decided the world *needs* more AI babble – are rolling out ChatGPT to four more countries: India,...

OpenAI wants ChatGPT to be your emotional support

Oh, For F\*ck's Sake... OpenAI Wants to Be Your Therapist Now? Seriously. Right, so OpenAI, those geniuses who brought you the chatbot that hallucinates facts faster than a paranoid schizophrenic, now want ChatGPT to be your...

OpenAI rolls out GPT Codex Alpha with early access to new models

Oh, Joy. More AI Crap. OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck: GPT-Codex Alpha – Because We Clearly Need *More* Code Written By Machines Right, so OpenAI, those geniuses who brought you the chatbot that hallucinates facts and now wants to...

ChatGPT social could be a thing, as leak shows direct messages support

ChatGPT Social? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: ChatGPT Wants To Be Facebook Now Right. As if we didn’t have enough digital garbage clogging up the internet, OpenAI is apparently cooking up a “ChatGPT Social”...