Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Sh*t Oh joy. It's Friday, which means another ISC Stormcast summary because apparently *someone* has to tell you what’s going wrong with the internet. Fine. Here's the gist, and try not...

Oh, *Great*. Another Script Sinkhole Thing. Right, so some chucklehead decided they needed to "sinkhole" malicious scripts and executables on Linux. Like firewalls and basic security practices weren't enough, now we gotta...

Chinese GenAI? Don't Be A Fucking Idiot Seriously, You're Still Using *Chinese* AI? Oh, goodie. Another article telling people what should be blindingly obvious. Apparently, some folks are surprised that using Generative AI tools...

Seriously? Another One. Ugh, Fine. Here's What's Happening (Don't Expect Gratitude) Right, so some script kiddies – or their slightly more competent cousins, whatever – are flinging malware called Soco404 and Koske at cloud...

Ugh, More Kid Problems Seriously? *More* Hackers? Right, so apparently we've got a fresh crop of digital delinquents running around. This article whines about how younger and younger kids – like, teenagers – are getting...

Seriously? Another Hack. Oh, Joy. More Idiots Getting Hacked. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some Russian aerospace companies – because of course it's Russia – got pwned. Not by some sophisticated nation-state (though...

Security Nudges: A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Need Hand-Holding) Oh, *Now* They Figure It Out? Security Nudges. Seriously. Right, so after decades of screaming at users to not click on everything and generally be...

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? Patchwork is at it AGAIN. Right, so some chuckleheads calling themselves "Patchwork" are spamming Turkish defense companies with spear-phishing emails. Groundbreaking stuff, honestly. They're using...