TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: AI Hiring - A Summary (Because You're Probably Too Lazy to Read It) Oh, Great. More AI Bullshit. Right, so apparently a bunch of "experts" gathered at TechCrunch Disrupt to wring their hands about how AI...

Ugh, Another One Bites The Dust Seriously? Von Tobel's Quantum Fund Imploded. Shocker. Right, so Alexa von Tobel – you know, the 'disruptive' founder who built a fintech thing and then decided she was a quantum physics *genius*...

Vibe Coding Apps: A Spectacular Waste of Time Seriously? Vibe Coding Apps Flop. Who Could Have Seen That Coming? Oh, for the love of all that is holy… apparently a bunch of bright sparks thought people would ditch perfectly...

Google Photos is Dumber Than You Think (Now With Voice Commands) Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right. Google, in their infinite wisdom – and by "wisdom" I mean relentless pursuit of data collection disguised as convenience...

Google's AI Coding Bullshit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Now* They Care About Making AI Code Usable? Right. So Google finally realized that just spewing out a mountain of half-baked code isn’t actually helpful....

Wiener's Whining About AI (Ugh) Seriously? Another One. Right, so some guy named Scott Wiener – and yes, that’s his actual name, I kid you not – is apparently throwing a tantrum because Big Tech isn’t holding their AI's...

Google Cloud's COO Thinks She's Got This (Apparently) Oh, *Great*. Another Cloud Executive Talking Shit. Right, so Google Cloud’s COO, Thomas Kurian, is apparently not losing sleep over whether OpenAI, Anthropic, or Meta will...

Ugh, OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck Seriously? Another Data Center Deal. Right, so listen up, because I’m only explaining this once. Apparently, OpenAI – those geniuses who keep promising AGI but mostly deliver...

Google's AI Mode - Ugh. Seriously? Google Did *Another* Thing. Right, so Google’s finally shoved its “AI mode” – basically Gemini Nano pretending to be useful within the Pixel phone experience – onto Spanish speakers...