Chinese GenAI? Don't Be A Fucking Idiot Seriously, You're Still Using *Chinese* AI? Oh, goodie. Another article telling people what should be blindingly obvious. Apparently, some folks are surprised that using Generative AI tools...

Seriously? Another One. Ugh, Fine. Here's What's Happening (Don't Expect Gratitude) Right, so some script kiddies – or their slightly more competent cousins, whatever – are flinging malware called Soco404 and Koske at cloud...

Ugh, More Kid Problems Seriously? *More* Hackers? Right, so apparently we've got a fresh crop of digital delinquents running around. This article whines about how younger and younger kids – like, teenagers – are getting...

Seriously? Another Hack. Oh, Joy. More Idiots Getting Hacked. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some Russian aerospace companies – because of course it's Russia – got pwned. Not by some sophisticated nation-state (though...

Security Nudges: A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Need Hand-Holding) Oh, *Now* They Figure It Out? Security Nudges. Seriously. Right, so after decades of screaming at users to not click on everything and generally be...

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? Patchwork is at it AGAIN. Right, so some chuckleheads calling themselves "Patchwork" are spamming Turkish defense companies with spear-phishing emails. Groundbreaking stuff, honestly. They're using...

Seriously? This Again. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. The US Treasury Department has *finally* gotten around to sanctioning Volobility Technologies LLC and its goddamn owner, Christina Marie Falcone....

Ugh, More North Korean Bullshit Seriously? *Still* With This Crap? Okay, look. The Department of Justice is STILL chasing after these goddamn North Korean IT workers pretending to be legitimate freelancers. Apparently, they're...

Koske: Seriously? Koske: Another Fucking Headache. Oh, joy. More AI bullshit. Apparently, some script kiddie (or a whole team of them, honestly wouldn't surprise me) has unleashed a Linux miner called 'Koske' that was generated...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? 'Fire Ant' is Targeting VMware. *Again*. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Some Chinese-backed (surprise, surprise) threat actors – they call themselves “Fire Ant” which...