Meta Connect 2025: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Oh, Joy. Another Meta Thing. Right, so Zuck’s throwing another pity party – I mean, *conference* – called Meta Connect on September 25th. Apparently, they...

YouTube's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Seriously? YouTube and AI. *Again*. Right, so Google – I mean, YouTube – has decided it needs more AI. Shocking. Apparently, they’re throwing ludicrous...

Disrupt Side Events? Seriously? TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Because the Main Event Isn't Enough Bullshit Oh, joy. Another year, another TechCrunch Disrupt where apparently the *official* programming isn’t enough to satisfy the...

Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so some tech dweebs had a podcast. Apparently, they're flapping their gums about how live AI demos are consistently failing – *shocking*, I know. Like anyone thought...

Meta's AR Pipe Dream & California's Hysteria - A Summary (Ugh) Seriously? This is News? Right, so Meta’s still flailing around with augmented reality. Apparently, they showed off some new glasses at Connect that… look like...

Ugh. Another Startup Article. Seriously? This Again... Right, so some VC shills and a robot burger flipper talked at TechCrunch Disrupt about "traction." Apparently, everyone's obsessed with growth hacking now. Shocking. Chef...

SB-53: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? California's Trying to Regulate AI. Oh, joy. As if we didn’t have enough bureaucratic bullshit clogging the pipes, California decided it needs to "check" Big AI. Senate Bill 53 (SB-53)...