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Capture the Flag Competition Leads to Cybersecurity Career

CTFs: Seriously? Oh, Great. Another "Cybersecurity is Cool!" Piece Right, so apparently some bleeding-heart article thinks Capture The Flag (CTF) competitions are a *pathway* to a cybersecurity career. Like we weren't already...

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Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Security

Patch Now: Max-Severity Fortra GoAnywhere Bug Allows Command Injection

GoAnywhere? More Like *Go* Straight to a Breach Seriously?! Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Fortra's GoAnywhere MFT software – yeah, the one people actually use – has a critical command injection vulnerability. A...

Steam will stop running on Windows 32-bit in January 2026

Steam's 32-Bit Death Spiral - Ugh. Seriously? Steam is Dropping 32-bit Windows. Oh, joy. As if we don’t have enough problems, Valve has decided that supporting ancient operating systems is just *too damn hard*. They're killing...

Known. Emerging. Unstoppable? Ransomware Attacks Still Evade Defenses

Ransomware? STILL a Problem, You Idiots. Seriously?! Ransomware's *Still* Kicking Our Asses. Oh, goodie. Another article telling me what I already knew: ransomware is still fucking rampant and your "cutting-edge" security...

Fortra warns of max severity flaw in GoAnywhere MFT’s License Servlet

GoAnywhere? More Like GoANYWHERE But Your Data's Gone Seriously, Another One?! Fortra's GoAnywhere is Screwed. Again. Oh joy. Just what we needed – another critical vulnerability in a goddamn file transfer thingy. Fortra...

CISA exposes malware kits deployed in Ivanti EPMM attacks

Ivanti EPMM? More Like Ivanti EPIC PROBLEM Seriously, Another One?! Right, listen up. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency – have finally gotten around to detailing just how utterly...

VMware vCenter Converter Standalone 9.0 new features

VMware Converter Standalone 9.0 - Ugh. VMware Converter Standalone 9.0 – A Summary (Because I Have To) Right, so VMware *finally* updated Converter Standalone to version 9.0. Big whoop. Apparently, they've added support for...

FBI warns of cybercriminals using fake FBI crime reporting portals

Ugh, Seriously? Idiots and Fake FBI Portals: A Warning (Like You Needed One) Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute morons are setting up fake FBI crime reporting portals. Yes, you read that correctly. They're...

Microsoft starts rolling out Gaming Copilot on Windows 11 PCs

Gaming Copilot? Seriously? Microsoft's Latest Bullshit: Gaming Copilot Oh, joy. Microsoft is shoving *another* AI thing down our throats. This time it’s called “Gaming Copilot” for Windows 11. Basically, they're letting an...