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Target-rich environment: Why Microsoft 365 has become the biggest risk

Microsoft 365: A Disaster Waiting to Happen (According to Me) Oh, Joy. Microsoft 365 is a Security Nightmare. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, everyone's shoving all their eggs into the Microsoft 365 basket and then...

SystemBC malware turns infected VPS systems into proxy highway

SystemBC: Another Fucking Headache SystemBC: Seriously? More of *this* shit. Oh, joy. Some new malware called SystemBC is going around turning vulnerable VPS systems into proxy servers for… you guessed it, more malicious crap....

UK arrests ‘Scattered Spider’ teens linked to Transport for London hack

Ugh, More Kids Ruining Everything Seriously? *Teenagers* Hacked Transport for London. Right, listen up. Apparently, the UK police have rounded up a couple of absolute morons – teenagers, naturally – who were part of that...

Global AI adoption—Europe is only a bystander in the US-China AI race

Europe's AI Fiasco - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Oh, Great. Europe's Screwed. Again. Right, listen up, you lot. This article – and I use that term *loosely* because it’s just stating the bleeding obvious –...

Google Ventures doubles down on dev tool startup Blacksmith just 4 months after its seed round

Blacksmith? More Like Black*Shit* Google Throws *More* Money at Another Dev Tool Startup. Seriously. Oh, joy. Google Ventures – because apparently they have absolutely no idea what they're doing with their own developer tools...

Sonair built its 3D ultrasonic sensor with robotic safety in mind

Sonair Sensor: A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Great*. Another Sensor. Right, so some company called Sonair – seriously, the name sounds like a bad 80s synth band – has built a 3D ultrasonic sensor for...

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Is Bananas for Google Gemini’s AI Image Generator

Huang's Nano-Bullshit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Jensen Huang is Obsessed With Tiny Things, Apparently Right. So, apparently Nvidia’s Jensen Huang has decided that the future isn't about bigger GPUs, it's about smaller...

Lovable co-founder and CEO Anton Osika on building one of the fastest-growing startups in history at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Ugh. Another Startup. Seriously? This Again. Right, so some trust-fund baby named Anton Osika built a company called "Lovable" – because apparently subtlety is *dead*. They make AI companions, shocker. And everyone's losing...

Amazon launches AI agent to help sellers complete tasks and manage their businesses

Amazon's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care: Amazon Launches AI Agent for Sellers Right. So, after years of screwing over third-party sellers with algorithm changes, fees, and generally making life a living hell, Amazon’s...

AI and the Future of Defense: Mach Industries’ Ethan Thornton at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Ugh. Defense Tech at Disrupt - A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously? More War Toys? Right, so apparently a bunch of suits and 'innovators' descended on TechCrunch Disrupt to flog the latest AI-powered ways to kill people...