Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: RatOn is a Thing Right. So some "researchers" (read: people who get paid to stare at malware all day) found another Android RAT called RatOn. Big surprise. It’s spreading...

The AI Fix #67 - Summarized (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Another One. Right, listen up. This article – and I use that term *loosely* – details two separate piles of steaming garbage...

Seriously? Another Fucking Phishing Thing Axios Abuse & M365 Phishing: You're All Doomed. Oh, joy. More idiots getting phished. Apparently, some script kiddies (and probably nation-state actors, let’s be real) are abusing Axios...

Ugh, Another Fucking Phishing Thing Seriously? Salty2FA is Now a Problem. Right, so some script kiddies – and let's be real, that’s what they are – have decided basic phishing wasn't annoying enough. They've cooked up...

Ugh, Another Month, Another Pile of Microsoft Shite Seriously? More Patches?! Right, so Microsoft decided September wasn't peaceful enough and dumped a whole heap of security updates on us. Like we don’t have anything better to...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* NPM Package Screwup Right, listen up. Some loser(s) managed to compromise a bunch of NPM packages – specifically those maintained by a single developer. They injected malicious code into...

Ugh, Another Microsoft Mess Seriously? More Patches. Right, so Microsoft's had another month of letting shit slide and now we get a Patch Tuesday dump. September 2025’s offering is… extensive. Like they *tried* to break...

Qantas Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently No One Else Will Do It Right) Oh, Joy. Another Airline Gets Pwned. Right, so Qantas – yeah, the Australian flying kangaroo mob – had a cyberattack. Shocker. Not really. They got hit...

Ugh, Seriously? The Browser: Your Next Headache (Thanks a Lot) Right, so listen up. Apparently, security "experts" – and I use that term *loosely* – have figured out something groundbreaking: browsers are now basically...

Microsoft's Patches: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Seriously? *Again* With This Shit? Oh joy. Microsoft’s decided to grace us with another Patch Tuesday, and surprise fucking surprise, it's largely centered around flaws...