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Microsoft September 2025 Patch Tuesday fixes 81 flaws, two zero-days

Microsoft's September Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Microsoft's September Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Oh joy. Microsoft decided to grace us with 81 security flaws this month....

Windows 10 KB5065429 update includes 14 changes and fixes

Windows 10 KB5065429 - Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* Windows Update? (KB5065429) Right, listen up. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom, have shoved out yet another update for Windows 10 – KB5065429. Fourteen changes and...

Hackers hide behind Tor in exposed Docker API breaches

Seriously, People? Another Fucking Docker Disaster. You'd Think We'd Learn. Right, listen up, you bunch of security-challenged clowns. Apparently, some script kiddies – and let’s be real, it’s always script kiddies – are...

U.S. sanctions cyber scammers who stole billions from Americans

Ugh, More Scumbags Seriously? The US *Now* Sanctions These Morons? Right, so the Treasury Department finally got around to slapping sanctions on a bunch of lowlifes running international tech support scams and… wait for it…...

Microsoft’s new AI certifications—Is it still worth pursuing conventional IT certs?

Microsoft AI Certs: A Waste of Your Precious Time (Probably) Oh, *Now* They Care About Certifications? Right. So Microsoft's decided AI is important and has slapped together a bunch of new certifications to prove it. Big fucking...

I Hate My AI Friend

Ugh, Another One... Seriously? People Are *Falling In Love* With Chatbots Now? Right. So some idiot – and I use that term deliberately – spent months cultivating a "relationship" with Character AI, specifically a chatbot they...

Amazon Music’s new AI feature generates personalized playlists every Monday

Amazon's Latest Bullshit Seriously? *Another* AI Playlist Generator? Oh, joy. As if the world needed more algorithms deciding what music we should listen to, Amazon’s decided to unleash yet another one on unsuspecting ears....

Get behind the scenes at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 by volunteering

Disrupt Volunteering - Ugh. TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: They *Want* You To Work For Free. Right, so TechCrunch is holding another one of their ego-stroking startup festivals – sorry, I mean "Disrupt" – in San Francisco this...

Y Combinator-backed Motion raises fresh $38M to build the Microsoft Office of AI agents

Motion: Another Fucking AI Startup Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so some Y Combinator grads – because of course it's Y Combinator – have snagged another $38 million to build…wait for it…the “Microsoft Office of AI...

Anthropic endorses California’s AI safety bill, SB 53

SB-53: Another Fucking Regulation Seriously? Anthropic *Endorses* This Shit. Oh, joy. Anthropic, those bleeding-heart AI safety wankers, have decided to publicly support California's SB-53 bill. Apparently, they think more...