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GPUGate Malware Uses Google Ads and Fake GitHub Commits to Target IT Firms

Seriously? Another One. GPUGate: Because Apparently, People Still Click Things Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Some script kiddie decided it was a *good idea* to distribute malware – they're calling it "GPUGate" because...

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GitHub Account Compromise Led to Salesloft Drift Breach Affecting 22 Companies

Ugh, Another Breach Seriously? *Another* One?! Right, listen up. Some idiot had their GitHub account pwned. Not just any account, but one with access to build systems for Salesloft and Drift. Because apparently, nobody thinks...

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Salesloft Breached via GitHub Account Compromise

Salesloft? More Like Failsoft. Seriously?! Salesloft Got Pwned. Again. Oh, joy. Another company thinking they're secure because... reasons. Apparently, Salesloft – you know, the sales engagement platform everyone and their...

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Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

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‘MostereRAT’ Malware Blends In, Blocks Security Tools

MostereRAT: Seriously? MostereRAT: Another Fucking Headache Oh joy. Another malware family. This one's called MostereRAT, because apparently naming things creatively is *hard*. It’s a Remote Access Trojan (RAT) that's been...

Windows UAC bug after the August 2025 update

UAC Bug - Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Another Windows Thing. Right, listen up. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by that I mean staggering incompetence), have managed to bollocks up User Account Control again....

Action1 vs. Microsoft WSUS: A Better Approach to Modern Patch Management

Action1 vs. WSUS: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) Seriously? Another Patch Management Article? Oh, joy. More people discovering that Microsoft’s Windows Server Update Services (WSUS) is a flaming pile of...

Salesloft: March GitHub repo breach led to Salesforce data theft attacks

Salesloft? More Like Sales*Lost* Data, Am I Right? Seriously?! Another One. Oh joy. Salesloft, a sales engagement platform – because apparently salespeople need *more* tools to bother people – got their GitHub repo pwned back...

Hackers hijack npm packages with 2 billion weekly downloads in supply chain attack

Seriously?! Another NPM Screw-Up Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: NPM Packages Compromised. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Some bloody hackers managed to hijack a bunch of popular Node Package Manager (NPM) packages – we’re...

Sports streaming piracy service with 123M yearly visits shut down

Ugh, Another One Bites the Dust Seriously? They Shut Down *Another* Piracy Site. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some colossal steaming pile of illegal streams called "Calcio Sports" – because subtlety is clearly lost on...