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Zscaler, Palo Alto Networks Breached via Salesloft Drift

Seriously?! Another Breach? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. More Security Vendors Getting Pwned. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, the security industry is a complete joke. Zscaler and Palo Alto Networks – yeah, *those* guys – both...

Security

WordPress Woes Continue Amid ClickFix Attacks, TDS Threats

Ugh. WordPress. Again. Seriously? More WordPress Bullshit Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, some plugin called ClickFix is a complete and utter disaster. It’s been getting exploited to inject...

Security

Amazon Stymies APT29 Credential Theft Campaign

Seriously? Amazon Had to Block a Nation-State Attack Amazon Stymies APT29 Credential Theft Campaign – You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me Right, so listen up. Apparently, the Russian state-sponsored hacking group APT29 (aka...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Palo Alto Networks data breach exposes customer info, support cases

Palo Alto Networks Got Pwned (Again) Seriously? Palo Alto Networks. *Again*. Oh, joy. Another security vendor getting their own ass handed to them. Apparently, some clod at Palo Alto Networks let a compromised AWS bucket spill...

Pennsylvania AG Office says ransomware attack behind recent outage

Seriously? Pennsylvania's AG Office Got Ransomed. *Again*. Oh, joy. Another goddamn ransomware attack. This time it’s the Pennsylvania Attorney General’s office that got their digital asses handed to them. Apparently, some...

Jaguar Land Rover says cyberattack ‘severely disrupted’ production

Jaguar Land Rover: Another Fucking Ransomware Victim Seriously? Jaguar Land Rover Got Hacked. Oh, joy. More incompetence. Apparently, Jaguar Land Rover (JLR) got smacked with a ransomware attack – surprise, surprise....

No, Google did not warn 2.5 billion Gmail users to reset passwords

Seriously?! Another Fucking Panic? Oh, For The Love Of… Google Didn't Tell 25 Billion People To Reset Their Passwords. Right, listen up, you lot. Some absolute moron started spreading a rumor – a *rumor*, mind you – that...

Cloudflare blocks largest recorded DDoS attack peaking at 11.5 Tbps

Seriously?! Another DDoS... *sigh* Cloudflare Just Dealt With a Fucking Massive DDoS Attack Oh, joy. As if we don't have enough problems, some script kiddies (or state-sponsored assholes, let’s be real) decided to throw 115...

Windows 11 25H2: Changes, installation, and user feedback

Windows 11 25H2: A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, *Another* Windows Update? Seriously. Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom, have shoved out another "moment" update for Windows 11 – 25H2. Like we’re all...