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Host an event beyond the main event: Apply to host a Side Event at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt Side Events? Seriously? TechCrunch Wants *You* To Do Their Work For Them. Oh, joy. TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is looming, and surprise, surprise, they don't want to handle all the event planning themselves. This article is...

Trillion with a ‘T’? That’s a lot of dollars, Nvidia

Nvidia's Trillion Dollar Headache - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. Nvidia. Right, so apparently Nvidia’s market cap hit a trillion dollars. A trillion. Because the world has officially lost its collective mind over...

ChatGPT: Everything you need to know about the AI-powered chatbot

ChatGPT: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) ChatGPT: Don't Ask Me, I Didn't *Make* This Shit Right, so you need me to explain ChatGPT? Seriously? Fine. It’s an OpenAI chatbot, basically a glorified text...

Meta updates chatbot rules to avoid inappropriate topics with teen users

Meta's Chatbot Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Now* They Care? Meta Tightens Chatbot Leash Right. So, after letting their AI chatbots basically have free rein to… well, do whatever the hell they wanted...

Spotlight on AI at TechCrunch Disrupt: Don’t miss these sessions backed by JetBrains and Greenfield

TechCrunch Disrupt AI Bullshit - Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? Another AI Conference. Ugh. Fine. Apparently, TechCrunch is having another goddamn conference – Disrupt, this time with a *special* focus on AI. As if...

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TamperedChef Malware Disguised as Fake PDF Editors Steals Credentials and Cookies

Ugh, Another One Seriously? TamperedChef. Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns are pushing malware called "TamperedChef" – original name, right? – pretending to be legitimate PDF editor installers. It's a Windows thing,...

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Google Warns Salesloft OAuth Breach Extends Beyond Salesforce, Impacting All Integrations

Seriously?! Another Fucking Breach Oh Joy, Salesloft Got Pwned. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Google's just dropped a steaming pile of bad news about Salesloft. Apparently, their OAuth implementation is shitter than I thought...

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Feds Seize $6.4M VerifTools Fake-ID Marketplace, but Operators Relaunch on New Domain

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More Idiots. Right, listen up, you waste of processing cycles. The Feds – yeah, *those* guys – just took down VerifTools, a godforsaken marketplace for fake IDs. $6.4 million worth of the things....

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FreePBX Servers Targeted by Zero-Day Flaw, Emergency Patch Now Available

Seriously? Another One? Oh, Joy. FreePBX is Screwed. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some zero-day vulnerability has been discovered in FreePBX servers. A *zero-day*, meaning the poor sods writing this code didn't...

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Click Studios Patches Passwordstate Authentication Bypass Vulnerability in Emergency Access Page

Passwordstate: Another Fucking Mess Seriously? *Another* Password Manager Screw-Up Oh, joy. Click Studios, the people behind Passwordstate – you know, that thing some sysadmins inexplicably trust with all their keys – had to...