Ugh, More Security Theater Seriously? CISA Thinks *This* Will Fix Things? Right, so the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) has released "guidelines" for Software Bill of Materials (SBOMs). Big fucking deal....

VS Code is STILL a mess Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Another VS Code Problem Right. So, some "researchers" (read: people who actually bother to *look* at code instead of just blindly trusting everything) found a flaw in Visual...

KrebsOnSecurity - Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Another One. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute morons are building a new generation of scam gambling sites –...

Talos Intelligence Report - Ugh. Seriously? Another Report. Right, so TalosIntelligence decided to write a goddamn blog post about…wait for it…supply chain attacks targeting Managed Service Providers (MSPs). Like we didn't...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Dark Web Summary. Seriously? You Need *Me* To Tell You About The Dark Web? Alright, listen up, you lot. Apparently some people need a guided tour of the internet’s underbelly. This article from Dark...

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. 1000 Developers Just Got Pwned. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently over a thousand developers – *a thousand!* – are having their credentials and secrets leaked because...

Ransomware Report - Ugh. Seriously? Another Ransomware List. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people staring at spreadsheets) have decided to tell us what we already *know*. Akira and Cl0p are the biggest pain in my digital...

TransUnion Got Pwned. Again. Seriously? *Another* TransUnion Breach?! Oh, joy. More incompetence from the credit reporting clowns at TransUnion. Apparently, some scumbags managed to pilfer data on over 4 million of their...

Seriously? Another China Thing. Oh, *Now* They Tell Us: China’s Been Snooping. Shocker. Right, so the CISA, FBI and NSA – you know, the folks who are supposed to be watching this shit – have finally gotten around to...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...