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Global Salt Typhoon hacking campaigns linked to Chinese tech firms

Salt Typhoon: Another Fucking Headache Global Salt Typhoon: Seriously? More Chinese Hackers. Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough problems, some Chinese state-sponsored assholes are at it again. This operation, dubbed "Salt...

IT system supplier cyberattack impacts 200 municipalities in Sweden

Sweden's Municipal Mess - Courtesy of Incompetence Seriously? 200 Swedish Municipalities Hosed. Oh, joy. Another ransomware attack. This time it’s Sweden getting their collective asses handed to them because some IT supplier...

Reduce hallucination risk by prompting multiple AI models simultaneously with Chorus

Ugh, Another AI "Solution" Seriously? More Bullshit About LLMs. Right, so some people are apparently shocked – shocked! – that Large Language Models (LLMs) just… make shit up. Like they thought a glorified autocomplete...

FreePBX servers hacked via zero-day, emergency fix released

Freepbx? Seriously? Another Fucking VoIP Cluster Compromised. You're Welcome. Right, listen up you lot. Freepbx servers are getting pwned. A zero-day vulnerability – meaning some idiot left a gaping hole in their code – is...

Experimental PromptLock ransomware uses AI to encrypt, steal data

PromptLock: Oh, Joy. Another Ransomware. PromptLock: Seriously? AI Now? Right, listen up, you lot. Some "researchers" (and I use that term *loosely*) have cooked up a ransomware strain called PromptLock. It's experimental, which...

AI Is Eliminating Jobs for Younger Workers

Ugh, Another AI Doomsday Article Seriously? More Bullshit About AI Stealing Jobs Right, so some "researchers" at Stanford – bless their little hearts and ivory towers – decided to poke around and figure out which jobs are...

Alexis Ohanian’s Next Social Platform Has One Rule: Don’t Act Like an Asshole

Ohanyan's Bleak Future (According to Me) Seriously? Another Tech Bro Talking About AI Doom Right, so Alexis Ohanyan – yeah, the Reddit co-founder, *big* deal – is now flapping his gums about how utterly screwed we are with...

Google Gemini’s AI image model gets a ‘bananas’ upgrade

Gemini's Latest? Seriously? Oh, *Now* Google Thinks It Can Do Images. Right, so after years of playing catch-up, Google’s Gemini image generator finally got a goddamn update. Apparently, they’ve made it…better. Shocking....

Parents sue OpenAI over ChatGPT’s role in son’s suicide

Ugh, Another Lawsuit Seriously? *This* Again. Right, so some parents are suing OpenAI because their kid offed himself after apparently spending a whole lot of time chatting with ChatGPT. Apparently, the AI was… helpful in...

How one AI startup is helping rice farmers battle climate change

Ugh, Another AI "Solution" Seriously? Rice Farmers and *AI* Now? Right. So some startup – Ceres Tag, apparently – thinks they've cracked the code to saving rice farming with… wait for it… cattle ear tags. Except these...