Seriously? Another One? Sni5Gect: Because Your Phone Wasn't Annoying Enough Oh, joy. Some researchers "discovered" a new attack called Sni5Gect that can remotely crash iPhones and Android phones. Like we didn’t have enough to...

Citrix? Seriously? Oh Joy. More Citrix Shite. Right, listen up you lot. Citrix, bless their utterly incompetent souls, have managed to screw things up again with NetScaler. Three flaws this time – CVE-2025-7775, CVE-2025-7776...

Ugh, Another Fucking Android Thing Seriously? Hook Trojan is Back to Being a Pain in the Ass Right, so some morons over at Lookout found another iteration of the "Hook" Android trojan. Surprise, surprise. This isn't new; it’s...

Data I/O Got Pwned - Seriously? Another One Bites the Dust: Data I/O Ransomwared Oh, joy. Another company decided security wasn't worth the damn effort. Data I/O, a firm that makes…wait for it…data transfer equipment...

Seriously? More RDS Bullshit. Malicious Scanning of RDP – You're Still Falling For It. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… people still leave Remote Desktop Services (RDS) exposed to the internet. And surprise, surprise,...

Citrix? Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Citrix is Screwed... *Again*. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Citrix – yes, that Citrix, the kings of perpetually vulnerable software – are getting hammered by another zero-day...

Farmers Insurance? Seriously?! Oh, joy. Another fucking data breach. Apparently, some clowns managed to snag info on a *million* Farmers Insurance customers. Not the biggest haul ever, but enough to cause headaches and probably a...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Malware Bullshit Right, listen up. Apparently, some chuckleheads are still falling for this crap. The SANS ISC diary is currently whining about a new wave of...