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Docker Fixes CVE-2025-9074, Critical Container Escape Vulnerability With CVSS Score 9.3

Seriously? Docker *Again*? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Another Docker Screw-Up Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, the geniuses over at Docker managed to leave a gaping hole in their container security – CVE-2025-9074. A...

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UNC6384 Deploys PlugX via Captive Portal Hijacks and Valid Certificates Targeting Diplomats

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: UNC6384 is at it Again Right, listen up. Some chuckleheads calling themselves UNC6384 are using captive portals – you know, those "connect to Wi-Fi" things at hotels and...

Security

ClickFix Attack Tricks AI Summaries Into Pushing Malware

Ugh, Another One Seriously? ClickFix. Fucking *ClickFix*. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Some absolute geniuses (read: script kiddies with a slightly better understanding of LLMs than your average...

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FTC Chair Tells Tech Giants to Hold the Line on Encryption

Seriously?! FTC Meddling Again FTC Chair Tells Tech Giants to Hold the Line on Encryption – Like They Had a Choice, Anyway Oh joy. Another goddamn government official poking their nose where it doesn't belong. Apparently, FTC...

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Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them. The SANS ISC diary is, as usual, a depressing litany of "Oh...

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Hackers Lay in Wait, Then Knocked Out Iran Ship Comms

Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Cyberattack. Right, so some script kiddies – or maybe state-sponsored actors, who the *fuck* knows anymore? – managed to take down communications on an Iranian ship, the Sabiti. Apparently they...

Defending against malware persistence techniques with Wazuh

Malware Persistence? Seriously? Ugh, Another Malware Article. Wazuh Apparently Helps. Right, so some script kiddies are still trying to make malware stick around on systems even after a reboot. Shocking. The article details how...

Critical Docker Desktop flaw lets attackers hijack Windows hosts

Docker Desktop? More Like Docker Disaster. Seriously, Another One?! Docker Desktop is a Security Nightmare. Oh, joy. Apparently, the geniuses over at Docker didn't bother to secure their Windows version properly. A critical flaw...

Malicious Android apps with 19M installs removed from Google Play

Ugh, Another Android Mess Seriously? 19 *Million* Installs of Malware?! Right, listen up. Google Play had a bunch of dodgy apps – like, 8 of them – riddled with malware. Not some back-alley crap either; these things...

Auchan retailer data breach impacts hundreds of thousands of customers

Auchan Data Breach - Ugh. Another Fucking Data Breach. Seriously? Right, listen up. Apparently, the retail chain Auchan – yeah, the one you probably shop at because it's 'cheap' – got pwned. Like, *really* pwned. They’re...