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Microsoft reminds of Windows 10 support ending in two months

Windows 10 is Officially Dead - Thanks, Microsoft Seriously? Still Using Windows 10? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: relentless pursuit of your money), are reminding you – again...

Proxmox Backup Server 4.0

Proxmox Backup Server 4.0 - Ugh. Proxmox Backup Server 4.0: A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't RTFM) Right, listen up you lot. Proxmox Backup Server 4.0 is out. Big whoop. It’s basically a rewrite of the whole damn thing...

Cisco warns of max severity flaw in Firewall Management Center

Cisco's Latest Fuckup Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Cisco Clusterfuck. Right, listen up, you lot. Cisco’s Firewall Management Center (FMC) is leaking like a sieve again. CVE-2024-2493, they're calling it – a max severity...

Colt Telecom attack claimed by WarLock ransomware, data up for sale

Colt Telecom Got Pwned, Surprise! Seriously? Another One. Oh joy, another company that couldn't be bothered to secure its shit. Colt Telecom, a supposedly "global communications provider," got hit by the Warlock ransomware gang....

The Kryptos Key Is Going Up for Sale

Kryptos Key Auction - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Kryptos Thing. Right, so Jim Sanborn – the sculptor who inflicted that godforsaken puzzle on the world back in '90 – is finally auctioning off clues to *one* of the...

Why You Can’t Trust a Chatbot to Talk About Itself

Ugh, Another Chatbot Article Seriously? They're STILL On About This Shit? Right, so some "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – are flapping their gums again about whether these Large Language Models (LLMs) like...

Inside the Box: Aaron Levie on reinvention at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Levie's Blathering, Summarized (Because I Have To) Box CEO Aaron Levie Thinks He's Reinventing Something. Again. Right, so apparently Aaron Levie graced TechCrunch Disrupt with his presence and spewed forth a whole lotta… well,...

Cohere hires long-time Meta research head Joelle Pineau as its chief AI officer

Ugh. Another Executive Shuffle. Seriously? More of This Crap. Right, so Cohere – you know, *another* one of these AI companies desperately trying to not be OpenAI – has hired Joelle Pineau from Meta's research division to be...

Google pushes AI into flight deals as antitrust scrutiny, competition heat up

Google's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About Flight Prices? Right. Google’s decided to slap some AI onto flight booking because… surprise! Competition is actually happening and the Feds are looking at them funny....

Buzzy AI startup Multiverse creates two of the smallest high-performing models ever

Multiverse AI: Another Fucking Model Oh, Great. *Another* AI Startup Right, so some outfit called Multiverse – because apparently every goddamn thing needs a "meta" prefix now – has built two tiny LLMs. Tiny! Like, 1.5...