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MFA matters… But it isn’t enough on its own

MFA: Still Useless, Apparently Oh, *Now* They Tell You MFA Isn't Magic? Right. So after years of everyone screaming "ENABLE MFA!", it turns out...it’s not a silver bullet. Shocking, I tell you, absolutely shocking. This article...

Hacker extradited to US for stealing $3.3 million from taxpayers

Another Idiot Gets Caught Seriously? $33 Million. From *Taxpayers*. Oh, joy. Another script kiddie thought they were clever. This Romanian numbskull, Mihai Alexandru Istrate, apparently decided pilfering $33 million from the US...

New Ghost Calls tactic abuses Zoom and Microsoft Teams for C2 operations

Ghost Calls: Because Apparently, We Need *More* Ways to Get Phished Seriously? Ghost Calls. Fucking Seriously. Right, listen up, you lot. Some script kiddie decided that using actual phones was too…effortful. So now they're...

Download OpenAI open-weight models gpt-oss:20/gpt-oss:120 in Ollama and use in VS Code GitHub Copilot

Ugh, Another AI Thing Seriously? More Open Source LLMs. Right, so some people decided OpenAI's closed-source crap wasn’t enough of a headache and are now messing with their "open weight" models – GPT-OSS20 and GPT-OSS120....

Akira ransomware abuses CPU tuning tool to disable Microsoft Defender

Akira Ransomware: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? *This* is what we're dealing with now. Oh, joy. The Akira ransomware gang – a bunch of script kiddies probably fueled by energy drinks and spite – are using a legitimate...

AI-powered fintech Alaan raises $48M, one of the largest Series A rounds in MENA

Alaan? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Fintech. Right, so some outfit called Alaan – because apparently every fintech *needs* a vaguely exotic name these days – just snagged $48 million in Series A funding. Forty-eight MILLION...

How Supercomputing Will Evolve, According to Jack Dongarra

Supercomputing: A Load of Bullshit, According to Some Guy So You Want To Know About Supercomputers? Fine. Right, listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, some old dude named Jack Dongarra – and yes, that *is* a...

US adds OpenAI, Google, and Anthropic to list of approved AI vendors for federal agencies

U.S. Government's Latest Folly Oh, Joy. The Feds Embrace the Shiny Objects. Right, so the U.S. government – bless their hearts, they’re trying – has *finally* gotten around to adding OpenAI, Google, and Anthropic to its...

Only 2 days left to save $675 on your TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 ticket

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another Tech Conference. Right, so some people – and by "people" I mean venture capitalists and folks desperately trying to look important – are having a conference called “Disrupt 2025”....

DeepMind thinks its new Genie 3 world model presents a stepping stone toward AGI

DeepMind's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Great*. Another "Step Towards AGI" Right. So DeepMind – those geniuses who keep promising the moon and delivering slightly-less-broken chatbots – have unveiled “Genie 3”. Apparently, it's a...