Ugh. Another Legacy System Disaster. Seriously? *Still* Dealing With This Shit? Okay, look. Some idiot at SANS (because of course it's SANS) is whining about how old software and protocols are STILL causing problems in 2024....

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Because apparently people *still* need hand-holding. The SANS ISC diary this week is basically a collection of "Oh shit,...

GITEX GLOBAL 2025 - A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) GITEX GLOBAL 2025: Oh Joy. Another Fucking Conference. Right, so some people are planning a tech show in Dubai next year – GITEX GLOBAL 2025. Apparently it’s...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Akira's at it Again. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, the Akira ransomware gang – a bunch of script kiddies with too much time on their hands – have found a way to pwn SonicWall VPNs. And...

Seriously? Another One? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Plague PAM. Right, listen up you lot. Some new piece of shit backdoor called "Plague" has been found in the Linux world, specifically targeting Pluggable Authentication...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: CL-STA-0969 Right, listen up. Some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – they’re calling themselves CL-STA-0969, because apparently naming things with numbers is *super*...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are still shipping shit with holes in it. This time it's a whole heap of...

GITEX GLOBAL 2025 - Ugh, Fine. GITEX GLOBAL 2025: A Summary (Because I *Have* To) Right. So apparently a bunch of tech bros are gathering in Dubai again next year for GITEX GLOBAL. It's basically a massive trade show, okay? Like,...