Seriously?! African Orgs Getting Pwned...Again Oh, For F\*ck's Sake: Another SharePoint Clusterf\*ck Right, listen up. Apparently a bunch of organizations in Africa are getting absolutely hammered because they haven’t bothered...

Google's Latest Clusterfuck: A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Figure It Out Yourself) Oh, Joy. Another Google "Innovation." Right, so Google’s launched something called “Database Security Compliance” – DBSC for...

Talos at Black Hat? Ugh. Seriously? Another Security Conference. Right, so Cisco Talos is deigning to show their faces at Black Hat 2025. Big fucking deal. Apparently, they're going to be flapping their gums about a bunch of...

Silk Typhoon: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? More Chinese Shit Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough problems, some Chinese firms – specifically, those delightful people at Hubei Guangdian New Technology and others – are...

Seriously?! Another Fucking Security Mess Oh, Joy. More Bullshit. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, using ChatGPT and other Large Language Models (LLMs) isn't safe enough already? Shocking. Researchers have found that...

Dahua Cameras? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Dahua Cameras Are Still A Disaster Right, listen up. Some "security researchers" (read: people who point out the blindingly obvious) have found a whole heap of...

Ugh, Apple's Mess Again Seriously? Another Apple Screw-Up Right, listen up. Apparently, Apple’s Safari browser had a vulnerability – shocker, I know. Some memory corruption bullshit in WebKit that could let attackers run...

Pillar? Seriously? Oh, *Great*. Another "AI Security Platform" Right. So some company called Pillar thinks they’ve reinvented the wheel – this time with “AI.” Apparently, their platform, which they're desperately trying...

CrowdStrike? More Like CrowdStrike *Failure* Seriously?! Another "Security" Vendor Fails. Oh, joy. CrowdStrike, the supposed elite endpoint protection provider, had a goddamn outage last week. Apparently, some misconfigured API...

FunkSec? More Like Funk *Off* Seriously, Another One? FunkSec Ransomware Decryptor Released. Oh joy. Another ransomware gang decided to take a nap, and now some bleeding heart security types have released a decryptor. FunkSec,...