Ugh, Another Security Tool. Seriously? AutoSwagger: Because You Can't Bother to Secure Your Own APIs Right, listen up, you lot. Some "security researchers" (read: people who point out the blindingly obvious flaws *you* should...

Ugh, Mounting NFS Shares on Windows 11 (Because Apparently It's Still a Thing) Seriously? You Need *PowerShell* For This Now? Right, so some people – and I use that term loosely – still want to mount Network File System...

Ugh, Seriously? Internet Archive is... a Library Now? Fucking Great. Right, so the Internet Archive – you know, the place hoarding everything digital like some obsessive-compulsive dragon – has somehow convinced the US...

OpenAI's Latest Dumb Idea Seriously? ChatGPT... *Shopping*?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. OpenAI, bless their clueless hearts, are apparently thinking about letting ChatGPT handle your goddamn online shopping. Yeah,...

Naval Group Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Another One. Naval Group Gets Pwned. Right, listen up you lot. France's fancy-pants warship builder, Naval Group – the ones who make things that go boom in the ocean – just got hit...

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI About to Mess Things Up GPT-5 is Coming – Prepare for More Bullshit Right, so OpenAI's cooking up GPT-5. Because apparently GPT-4 wasn’t enough of a resource hog and potential disaster waiting to...

Microsoft's Latest Bullshit Seriously? Another Windows Update to Deal With. Oh, joy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: relentless pursuit of forcing upgrades), is officially kicking Windows 11 version 22H2 to the curb on...

PaperCut: Seriously, Patch This Shit PaperCut's a Mess. Fix It. NOW. Oh joy. Another goddamn vulnerability. Apparently, some print management software called PaperCut – because who *doesn’t* need more complexity in their...

Cisco ISE? More Like Cisco *IS* Screwed Oh, Joy. Another Cisco Clusterfuck. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some right pricks have found a way to pwn Cisco's Identity Services Engine (ISE). A critical vulnerability,...

Ugh, Another Apple Security Mess Seriously? *Another* One? Microsoft Finds Yet *Another* Flaw in macOS. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Microsoft – yes, Microsoft, the people who used to be the bad guys – had to point...