Microsoft Finally Does Something Useful (Barely) Seriously? They *Finally* Fixed It. Okay, look. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom – and I use that term loosely – has finally lifted the block on Windows 11 updates for...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? Eight Years For *This*? Okay, listen up, you waste of bandwidth. Some idiot woman – Ghada Ali, the name's probably as irritating as her choices – just got 8 years in a federal pen for running a...

Ugh, More North Korean Bullshit Seriously? *Still* With This Crap? Right, so the US Treasury Department is slapping sanctions on a bunch of North Koreans and their pathetic little front company, Chollima Development. Apparently,...

Ugh, Another Article About Cybersecurity "Best Practices" Seriously? Incident-Driven Development. What a Shock. Right, so some people – and I use that term *loosely* – have finally figured out that waiting for a perfect...

AI? More Like Artificial *Idiot* Seriously, Is AI Overhyped? You Don't Even Need to Ask. Right, so some vaguely competent sysadmin – I use that term loosely – over at 4sysops actually bothered to write down what everyone with...

Microsoft's Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Figure It Out) Oh, Joy. Another Microsoft Fuckup. Right, listen up, you lot. Microsoft 365’s Admin Center? Yeah, *that* one. The thing people need to actually, you...

Seriously? Amazon's AI Got Pwned. Again. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Amazon’s CodeWhisperer, their fancy-pants AI coding assistant, got absolutely owned. Some researcher – probably some kid with too much time on...