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LastPass Warns of Fake Repositories Infecting macOS with Atomic Infostealer

LastPass is STILL a mess, apparently Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: LastPass & More Malware Right, listen up. Because some people *still* use LastPass (why?!), they need to hear this. Apparently, some absolute geniuses are setting...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, apparently some researchers found a whole heap of vulnerabilities in several TP-Link devices – routers, extenders, the usual...

Canada dismantles TradeOgre exchange, seizes $40 million in crypto

Tradeogre? More Like Trade*garbage*, Honestly. Seriously, Another One Bites the Dust. Oh joy. Canada – yes, Canada – just shut down some crypto exchange called Tradeogre. Apparently, it was running without proper registration...

Meta Accused of Torrenting Porn to Advance Its Goal of AI ‘Superintelligence’

Ugh, Meta's Mess Again Seriously? Another Fucking Lawsuit for Meta Right, so listen up. Apparently, Meta – those geniuses who can’t seem to run a social media platform without being a dumpster fire – are getting sued...

One week left: Lock in discounted pricing for TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another TechCrunch Event. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, TechCrunch is having another one of their "Disrupt" things next month – September 30th to October 2nd in San Francisco. Like the...

How developers are using Apple’s local AI models with iOS 26

Apple's Local AI: A Grumpy Summary Oh, *Now* They Care About On-Device AI? Right. So Apple finally decided to let developers actually use the AI stuff baked into iOS 26. Took them long enough. Apparently, they're letting folks...

Octopus Energy spins off its Kraken utility billing and AI platform

Octopus is... Splitting Up? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Octopus Energy Divides Itself Right. So, apparently, the bright sparks at Octopus Energy – you know, the ones who thought it was a good idea to make energy...

Meta Ray-Ban Display and everything else unveiled at Meta Connect 2025

Meta Connect 2025: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Oh, Joy. Another Meta Thing. Right, so Zuck’s throwing another pity party – I mean, *conference* – called Meta Connect on September 25th. Apparently, they...

YouTube Thinks AI Is Its Next Big Bang

YouTube's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Seriously? YouTube and AI. *Again*. Right, so Google – I mean, YouTube – has decided it needs more AI. Shocking. Apparently, they’re throwing ludicrous...

Final hours to apply: Be the life of TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 by hosting your own Side Event

Disrupt Side Events? Seriously? TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Because the Main Event Isn't Enough Bullshit Oh, joy. Another year, another TechCrunch Disrupt where apparently the *official* programming isn’t enough to satisfy the...