Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? Scattered Spider's *Back*?! Right, so these chuckleheads calling themselves "Scattered Spider" – the ones who supposedly retired after causing a mess with MOVEit Transfer last year – are back at...

Ugh, Another Security Thing Seriously? You Still Need Help With This Shit? Alright, listen up, you lot. Cisco Talos is now offering a "retainer" service for incident response. Basically, if you're too incompetent to keep the bad...

AI Data Security? Seriously? Oh, *Now* You Care About AI Data Security? Right. So, after shoving all your sensitive data into these black boxes called "AI" without a second thought, people are finally realizing there might be...

Ugh, Another Malware Thing Seriously? Raven Stealer is Still a Problem. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some piece of shit malware called "Raven Stealer" – original name, I know – is now hoovering up data from...

Ugh, Another Security "Guide" Seriously? More Bullshit About Being Secure Right, so some 'experts' are flapping their gums about how we’re all doomed thanks to quantum computing and then pathetically trying to reassure us AI...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Chinese Hackers Again. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – they call themselves TA415, original name, right? – are using legitimate tools...

Ugh, Another Fucking Problem Seriously? AI is Now Doing *Fraud* Better? Right, so listen up. Apparently, the script kiddies and actual bad actors aren't content with just basic phishing anymore. No, they’ve decided to weaponize...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? More Script Kiddies with a Shiny New Toy Right, listen up. Some garbage group called TA558 – honestly, the naming conventions these days… pathetic – are now using AI to write their malware...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? They *Announced* It. Right, so these clowns – "Scattered Lapsus$" and a bunch of other script kiddies apparently – are claiming they’re done with their little hacking joyride....

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Microsoft Had to Shut Down *Another* Phishing Kit. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Microsoft just took down a phishing-as-a-service operation called RaccoonO365. Apparently,...