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Malicious npm Package nodejs-smtp Mimics Nodemailer, Targets Atomic and Exodus Wallets

Seriously?! Another NPM Screwup Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Yet *Another* Malicious NPM Package Right. Listen up, you lot. Some idiot uploaded a package to NPM called nodejs-smtp – deliberately named to look like the legit...

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A quick look at sextortion at scale: 1,900 messages and 205 Bitcoin addresses spanning four years, (Tue, Sep 2nd)

Sextortion Bullshit - A Summary Because I Have To Seriously? More of *this* crap. Right, so some poor sods at SANS dug through a pile of 1,900 sextortion messages – yeah, nineteen hundred. Apparently, these assholes are sending...

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Silver Fox Exploits Microsoft-Signed WatchDog Driver to Deploy ValleyRAT Malware

Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some chuckleheads are abusing a legitimately signed Microsoft driver – WatchDog – because *of course they are*. This "Silver Fox" group...

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Ukrainian Network FDN3 Launches Massive Brute-Force Attacks on SSL VPN and RDP Devices

FDN3 is a Pain in the Ass Seriously? Another One. Oh, joy. As if we don't have enough crap going on, some Ukrainian network called FDN3 (because apparently acronyms are mandatory these days) has decided to launch a goddamn...

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Shadow AI Discovery: A Critical Part of Enterprise AI Governance

Ugh, Another AI "Crisis" Seriously? Shadow AI. *Again*. Right, so some 'researchers' (read: people who stare at dashboards all day) found out companies have NO CLUE what AI models their employees are actually using. Apparently,...

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JSON Config File Leaks Azure ActiveDirectory Credentials

Seriously?! Another Leak... Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. More Azure Creds Floating Around. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute geniuses are still committing their Azure ActiveDirectory credentials to public repositories...

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NIST Enhances Security Controls for Improved Patching

Ugh, More NIST Bullshit Seriously? They're *still* talking about patching? Right, so the National Institute of Standards and Technology – you know, those geniuses who are always five steps behind actual attackers – have...

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Hackers Are Sophisticated & Impatient — That Can Be Good

Ugh, Another Security "Insight" Seriously? Hackers Being *Good*?! Right, so apparently some security researchers at Mandiant (who get paid to worry about this shit) noticed something groundbreaking: hackers are getting better. No...

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The AI Fix #66: OpenAI and Anthropic test each other, and everyone fails the apocalypse test

Ugh. Another AI "Security" Report. Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so apparently OpenAI and Anthropic – two companies full of people who should *know better* – decided to have a little game of “Let’s see if our AIs...

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Researchers Warn of MystRodX Backdoor Using DNS and ICMP Triggers for Stealthy Control

MystRodX: Another Fucking Backdoor Seriously? *Another* One. Oh, joy. Researchers have found yet another backdoor called MystRodX. Because apparently, the world doesn't have enough malware already. This piece of shit is...