Ugh, Another One Seriously? They're Building a *Digital Sun* Now. Right, so NASA and IBM – because apparently they don’t have anything better to do – have cooked up a “digital twin” of the sun. A freaking simulation....

RoboMart: Another Fucking Delivery Robot Seriously? *Another* One. Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough goddamn robots cluttering up the sidewalks, some company called RoboMart thinks it’s a brilliant idea to launch yet another...

Ugh, Seriously? Silicon Valley's Latest Clusterfuck: Buying Elections with AI Hype Right. So, apparently a bunch of tech bros – surprise, fucking surprise – are throwing obscene amounts of money at Political Action Committees...

XAI Lawsuit - Ugh. Musk's XAI is Being a Pain in My Ass (and Suing People) Right, so Elon’s new AI company, xAI, is throwing a goddamn tantrum and suing Apple and OpenAI. Apparently, they think Apple deliberately screwed with...

XAI Sues Everyone (Because Of Course) Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Elon’s new AI company, xAI, is suing Apple and OpenAI. Apparently, they think Apple poached a bunch of their talent – specifically...

Ugh, Another "Innovation" NotebookLMS Now Thinks It's Babel Fish Right. So, apparently some company called NotebookLMS – never heard of 'em, probably for good reason – has decided to add automatic video summarization in 80...

AI is Bullshit - A Summary (Because You're Probably Too Stupid to Read It Yourself) Oh, Great. AI Is Now *Trying* To Like You. Seriously. Right, so apparently the geniuses over at TechCrunch have discovered something shocking:...

Startup Battlefield 200 Judges – Ugh. Seriously? More of *This*… Right, so TechCrunch is parading around another list of "esteemed" judges for their Startup Battlefield 200. As if a bunch of VCs and founders who’ve probably...