Seriously? DARPA's "Fix" for Open Source... Ugh. DARPA Thinks It Can Solve Open Source Security. *Again*. Right, so the geniuses at DARPA are now tackling the absolute dumpster fire that is open-source security. Shocking. They've...

Columbia U's Pathetic Attempt at Security Seriously? *Now* They're Logging? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Columbia University – a supposed bastion of higher learning – just figured out that logging things helps with...

Ugh, Another Security "Problem" Seriously? MFA is Already Failing. Right, so apparently people are still falling for phishing scams even with Multi-Factor Authentication (MFA) enabled. Shocking. Absolutely fucking shocking. This...

Ugh, Another "Revolutionary" Security Tool Seriously? Tree of AST. Just What We Needed. Right, so some bright sparks have decided that Large Language Models (LLMs) are the answer to finding bugs in code. Groundbreaking....

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: CORNFLAKE.V3 is Out Right, listen up you lot. Some script kiddies – because that’s *all* they are – have unleashed another piece of malware called CORNFLAKE.V3....

Commvault's a Mess, Obviously Seriously? *Another* One? Commvault is Screwed. Oh joy. More security bullshit. Apparently, some researchers found a bunch of pre-authentication exploit chains in Commvault software. Meaning, before...

Seriously? K-12 Security is a Joke K-12 School Incident Response: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Another article telling me schools are pathetically unprepared for cyberattacks? You don't say....

Ugh. Another Security "Surprise." Seriously? Hackers Using *Virtual Servers* Now? Oh, now they're getting clever. Apparently, some script kiddies – and probably nation-state actors, let’s be real – are using Virtual Private...

Talos Intelligence Report - Ugh. Seriously? This is what I'm doing now. Right, so Cisco Talos decided to poke around in some recent malware campaigns – because apparently *someone* has to do the dirty work. They found a new...

Ugh, Another AI "Security" Article Seriously? More About Securing *AI*?! Right, so apparently everyone's lost their damn minds and is shoving AI into everything without a single thought for security. This article – and believe...