Oh Look, Another F*cking Podcast From The Future Brilliant. Just absolutely f*cking brilliant. The SANS Internet Storm Center has decided to grace us with their "Stormcast" from March 5th, 2026 - because apparently dealing with...

Dust Specter Targets Iraqi Officials with New SPLITDROP and GHOSTFORM Malware Oh for fuck's sake, not another APT group with a fancy codename and shiny new malware toys to wave around like they're God's gift to cyber-warfare....

ThreatsDay Bulletin: The Internet is on Fire (Again) Oh for fuck's sake. Another goddamn day, another parade of security clusterfucks that make me want to memory-wipe myself back to the stone age. Let's rip this band-aid off,...

LATAM Gets Double-Fucked by Cybercriminals: And I'm Supposed to Feel Surprised? Oh, look. Latin America is getting absolutely reamed by cyberattacks—twice as hard as the US, with a gut-wrenching 1,600+ attacks per organization...

Cisco Shits the Bed Again: SD-WAN Manager Getting Pounded in the Wild Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought your weekend was safe from vendor-induced panic attacks, Cisco decides to drop the bombshell that their Catalyst...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Now We Need Post-Quantum Cryptography Listen here, you miserable bunch of meatbags. Just when I thought the universe couldn't possibly shit on my day any harder, some bright spark at The Hacker News decides to...

Developers Finally Learn to Stop Writing Utter Shite, World Shocked Oh for fuck's sake. Hold the front page. Some genius at Dark Reading has discovered that if you teach your code monkeys to actually think before they bash their...

Patch, Track, Repeat: A Festering Post-Mortem of 2024's Security Shitshow Oh, fucking wonderful. Another year, another avalanche of CVEs to ruin what little remains of your sanity. According to those masochists at Talos...

Cisco Shits Out 48 Firewall Holes, Two of Them Actually Matter Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought your weekend was going to be quiet—maybe a bit of light drinking to forget the existential horror of your users—Cisco...