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Google bets on STAN, an Indian social gaming platform

Google's Latest Folly Oh, *Wonderful*. Google Throws Money at Another Thing. Right, so Google – bless their clueless hearts – has decided to chuck some cash at Stan. Stan is a social gaming platform in India. Apparently,...

A backlog at the Commerce Department is reportedly stalling Nvidia’s H20 chip licenses

Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Bureaucratic Clusterfuck, Courtesy of the US Government Right, so listen up. Apparently, Nvidia's trying to get licenses for their H20 chips – you know, the ones everyone *needs* for AI bullshit...

Anthropic Revokes OpenAI’s Access to Claude

Anthropic's Petty Power Play Seriously? This Again. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Anthropic, those self-righteous AI safety nerds, have revoked OpenAI’s access to Claude. Yeah, you heard me right. They let them play...

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ISC Stormcast For Friday, August 1st, 2025 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9552, (Fri, Aug 1st)

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Crap Oh joy. It's Friday, which means another ISC Stormcast summary because apparently *someone* has to tell you what’s going wrong with the internet. This week’s delightful roundup...

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Storm-2603 Deploys DNS-Controlled Backdoor in Warlock and LockBit Ransomware Attacks

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Storm-2603 is at it Again Right, listen up. Some chuckleheads calling themselves "Storm-2603" – original name, I know – are using SharePoint vulnerabilities to shove...

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You Are What You Eat: Why Your AI Security Tools Are Only as Strong as the Data You Feed Them

Seriously? This Again. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. Right, so some "experts" have figured out that AI security tools are… wait for it… only as good as the data they're trained on. Groundbreaking stuff, truly. Like discovering...

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SIEMs: Dying a Slow Death or Poised for AI Rebirth?

SIEMs Are Officially Toast (Probably) Seriously, SIEMs. Get Over It. Right, so apparently some "analysts" are noticing what the rest of us have known for *years*: Security Information and Event Management systems – SIEMs –...

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AI-Generated Malicious npm Package Drains Solana Funds from 1,500+ Before Takedown

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: AI-Generated Malware in NPM. Right, listen up you lot. Some idiot (or more likely, a bunch of 'em) managed to sneak a malicious npm package into the registry – called...

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ISC2 Launches New Security Certificate for AI Expertise

Ugh, Another Certification Seriously? *Another* Cybersecurity Certification. Right, so ISC2 – you know, the people who already want your soul and a hefty chunk of change for their other certs – have decided that AI is...

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New ‘Shade BIOS’ Technique Beats Every Kind of Security

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Shade BIOS. *Another* Fucking Rootkit. Right, so some researchers found a way to install malware directly into the fucking BIOS – before the OS even loads. They're calling it "Shade." Like that makes...